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Ehhh...Voting

Vote, v.
An opportunity to piss in the ocean in the hope of affecting the tide.

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U.S.S.R., n.
A former superpower. One down, one to go.

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Safe sex.
A matter of taste, if your taste happens to be incapable of distinguishing between being alive and being dead.

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Slavery, n.
Involuntary servitude. The ingenious rulers of the republic of Acirema have devised a highly efficient method of slavery, in which the most productive citizens work in bondage for six months of every year; the fruit of their labors enriches the public coffers and provides for the comfort and ease of the rest of the population. So clever are the nobility of Acirema that these slaves are kept utterly unaware of their captivity: during the period of their enslavement, they are free to move about, unhindered by collar or fetters, the same as the rest of the year, and free to pursue whatever work they choose. The slaves believe themselves to be free men and women, with power over the disposition of their output. This illusion is maintained by a yearly ritual in which the slaves are allowed to choose whether to be robbed by Tweedledee or Tweedledum.

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Religion, n..
Superstition codified.

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Prozac, n.
A remedy for clinical depression. For mild depression, Amateurzac will do.

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Oversexed, adj.
Underlaid.

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Gasoline tax.
Highway robbery.

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Earth.
[From ME erthe, dirt] The Third World, sidereally speaking. The planetary placenta of the universal uterus; the afterbirth of Homo celaestens (a cowering fetus that presently refuses to be born, despite growing labor pains).

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Death, n.
The only medicine currently available which can deliver one from the affliction known as government. It has a number of inconvenient side-effects which have a negative impact on the ability to achieve one's goals. The unpleasantness of these side-effects can be greatly reduced if the medicine is adminstered to the functionaries of the State instead of, as is usual, by them.

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This is a funny thread.

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I knew I should've used protection!!! Sheesh!


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"The direction of the Nile [river in Africa] has been changed, and that was when people wanted to change its course. If the mainstream is flowing in the wrong direction, change it."

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Welcome Emerald! Nice signature file.

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donka!

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"The direction of the Nile [river in Africa] has been changed,<br>and that was when people wanted to change its course.<br>If the mainstream is flowing in the wrong direction,<br>change it."

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Emerald! Good to see you!

Me and MrSherman where just talking about you the other....

Oops.

Nevermind.

That is all.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
Emerald! Good to see you!

Me and MrSherman where just talking about you the other....

Oops.

Nevermind.

That is all.

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eh...I am a godlings dictionary
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yesterday you told me you loved me... today i just want my underwear back

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Uh Son? I hate to tell you this, but....I didn't borrow your underwear dear......I just took back mine!!!




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"The direction of the Nile [river in Africa] has been changed, and that was when people wanted to change its course. If the mainstream is flowing in the wrong direction, change it."

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quote:

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i should have used protection!!!

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If God were a woman, semen would taste like chocolate.

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We have talked to him about that and have gotten nowhere. He has been giggling a lot lately too.

We also think he isn't eating all of his vegetables. We keep finding dried up veggies wrapped in napkins behind his posts.
Can you have a talk with him?

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quote:

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Originally posted by MrSherman:
If God were a woman, semen would taste like chocolate.

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Originally posted by wonderaz:
We have talked to him about that and have gotten nowhere. He has been giggling a lot lately too.

We also think he isn't eating all of his vegetables. We keep finding dried up veggies wrapped in napkins behind his posts.
Can you have a talk with him?

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yeah..really. What are you doing to me?

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