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Location: seattle-ish
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*crackle*

*crackle*
unit 771, we have a 68-903,
thats a drunk monkey.
yes 771, that means we have a drunk monkey IN our custody.
Please advise.
*crackle*



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Monkeys and alcohol - always a bad combination.

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and what is your advise, 771?
*crackle*

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beat em like he owes you money, over

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*kzrrrk!*

The drunk monkey is not responding, 771!
Hes gone amok!
He has taken 5 children hostage.
Im calling for backup 771. Are you en route?

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Whatever you do, don't let it get ahold of any feces - monkeys love to throw turds at their enemies.

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thanks for the advice, passing drunken bum.
I shall heed it to the letter.
G'day.

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