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Tefl
Maharishi of Meh

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Shreveport, LA
Posts: 2947

Home Cooked Goodness

Making breakfast this morning I discovered one of the strongest stenches known to man. I had the skillet all heated up after frying some sausage and broke open an egg into the pan. It was rotten as hell. When that egg hit the pan a funk jumped up and assaulted my sense of smell like none I have ever before experienced. I 'm sure I looked rather noble running out of the house with a sizzling skillet full of frying rotten egg. Soon as I hit the back porch I tossed that skillet into the yard because it was around a million degrees to the touch and smelled like the deepest reaches of Bigfoot's asshole. Getting my breath again I got the humorous site of my cats running to that pan hoping it had something in it to eat. All of them stopped about a foot away from that still sizzling stink bomb and and the look on their faces transmitted what was on their mind. "Jesus Christ that fucking stinks." (This from animals that have no problem eating roadkill and licking their own assholes.) One even stratched at the ground like he was trying to cover it up. The fun part was washing that mess out. That I had to do with the hose outside. Even after it had cooled it still stank all to be damned.

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