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Tefl
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Follow the Bouncing Balls

Here's a odd medical question that I've wondered about for years since it was brought to my attention by a friend of mine.

Why does a guy's nuts roll around like they have a mind of their own?

Seriously guys, next time you are taking your daily constitutional, look down at your buddies and just watch them for a minute. They will roll around and drop up and down, squirming like they can't get comfortable.

Why?

There has to be a biological reason for this. Could it be for temperature regulation? I've read that the testicles have to be a lower temperature than the rest of the body to aid in healthy sperm production. Is this part of that process? Like a natural egg incubator system? Or is it like some sort of biological cement mixer keeping the chemicals all stirred up?

I've brought this up to a few guys over the years and while at first they look at you like you've lost it, later they all ask the same question, "What the hell is up with that?"

Any ideas?

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DevilMoon
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Muscles/tendons/free hanging body parts are generally interconnected in some way?

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i'm training mine to move like a belly dancer

who knows the exact scientific reasoning. look how long it took science to officially discover the g-spot

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RiZZ
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i beleave it is for heaqt regulation

at least thats what i was tought in boilogiy

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rodney
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It has to do with whatever's contracted during urination, I can cause them to dance at my will!

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Cockney_Rebel
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I couldn't tell you anything about the subject as i have only one. '98 Torsion of the Teste.. Quite painfull i can tell you!

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philjit
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Mockney or Cockney?

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urbanjunkie
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i reckon on mockney.

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MstrG
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quote:
Testicle movement

When you have a testicle that isn't moving in response to sexual arousal while the other one is, what does that mean?

Res06tpp

Oh-oh. It means that you're bisexual and the one testicle isn't responding to the sex of the partner you've chosen. It's telling you, "Hey, Lumpy doesn't go for girls," (or boys, or whatever the case may be).

Okay, just kidding. What do you mean, your testicle "isn't moving in response to sexual arousal"? What do you expect it to do, bounce up and down like a kitten in a gunny sack? The only time my balls move by themselves is in response to temperature changes or impending peril, at which point they'll cling to poppa.

Generally, one sits higher than the other so they don't collide together like a caveman trying to start a fire with two rocks. If one goes up higher, it's because it's spermatic cord is shorter and the other isn't supposed to go that high.

But that's enough talk about testicles.

http://www.t-mag.com/nation_articles/268rm.jsp

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Mockney or Cockney?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! East London born and breed. Walthamstow to be exact. Now residing in Tottenham and to close for my liking to Tottenham FC!!

I've been called a few things in my time, but never a mockney! Now Jamie Oliver, there's the original mockney bastard. It's all "mucka" and "pukka". I'd like to knock the bastard out and tie him to the back of his scotter and take him on a tour of the real East End.

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(It's actually about regulating temperature for sperm production.)

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You can't hear the Bow Bells from Walthamstow. Therefore mockney but not as mockney as me

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its bad when I know that means Hot Spurs.

I have been here too much I am afriad.

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philjit
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You a West Ham fan Mr Rebel?

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Hotspur

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point for G

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philjit
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I thought it was pronounced "cunt"

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well i was close.

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quote:
Originally posted by Cockney_Rebel
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! East London born and breed. Walthamstow to be exact. Now residing in Tottenham and to close for my liking to Tottenham FC!!

Walthamstow, the home of the longest market in europe. or something. i know it well, considering i lived there for a good 10 years or so.

the only good thing about tottenham is the football club.

you should move.

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quote:
Originally posted by Phil
I thought it was pronounced "cunt"

no. "cunt" in pronounced "phil".

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quote:
Originally posted by Phil
You can't hear the Bow Bells from Walthamstow.

Very true. My username refer's to the group "Cockney Rebel" which i know absolutely nothing about. I'm from East End and the name seemed appropriate.

Now!! I'm expecting a whole bunch of user's to jump over the newbie, which is normally expected in this type of enviroment. I'm new here but have been using boards and forums for a few years..

So i have have my kevlar vest and my wits about me...

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