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you gotta love this time of year. everyone in your neighborhood has enough xmas decorations up to send an electrician's kid to medical school. the blowup santa and snowman trend is driving me crazy, personally- it seems like everyone in my neighborhood has the exact same one. i'm starting to feel like i'm trapped in a wrinkle in time.



anyway, the asylum throws on some ribbons and bows and all that stuff too, but it needs your help! we all know the admins are far too lazy *coughperntscough* to do anything in the next couple of weeks, so it's up to the members to decorate for the holidays. here's how it works:

see that asylum banner in the corner? it measures 210 X 85. starting today and running through the next week or so, post your NEW asylum holiday banner ideas in the IOD thread that will be soon linked to this one. the only rules are to remember that it should say asylum somewhat legibly in the picture, and it shouldn't be too gross or pornographic, as people do view the site from work. the most creative ideas will be chosen to represent the holiday spirit for the asylum!

want some more fun stuff to do? okay then- how about throwing your best xmas story up on the front page? or maybe some embarrassing pics of you in your dumbass bunny suit that your grandma made you for xmas? these things can be offered up in this thread. there is no set length for stories, but remember that people don't care enough to scroll through seven pages. share your original creative work, or share a horrifying xmas memory that scarred you for life. original artwork will be considered as well. at the moment there are no speshul limitations for front page considerations, but i'm sure dingle will wake up from his alcohol induced coma eventually and come in here to let you know what they are.

get to work, and let us see what you can do.

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entries go heah.

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I seem to remember some russian once saying the urge to destroy was a creative one, so I'll just pre-empt submissions with a blanket 'You're crap' and fulfill my creative quota for the year.

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yeah, destroying is totally creation. creating destruction. i enjoy it more than making stuff, sometimes. can i destroy banners?

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/me goes searching for christmas porn

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The browser I'm at is fucked up. Could someone dig up the Asylum "night before christmas" thread for me?

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version 2002

version 2001

night before christmas

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YES! CHRIOSTMAS TIME!

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Christmas is so overrated. It involves ghey plastic Santas and lame decorations and getting together with people I want to make excuses to not see. The best part of Christmas is that night, when everyone goes away and I can return to being unproductive.

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My favorite part of Christmas is getting the newspaper the next day and reading the obituaries to see who died on Christmas.

This Christmas is shaping up to be the 2nd best Christmas ever, though. I took the week before and after off, because I have more vacation days built up than George Bush, and my girlfriend is going to Atlanta to visit family, the week of Christmas. That means I'll be able to roll into work late and leave early every day that week, and then spend the actual day of Christmas taking a bottle of Jim Beam Black for a test drive, with a cord tied around the base of my cock, so I can beat off to online porn all day without coming so I can save it up all for one excruciating money shot all over the wreath on the door of the hot chicks in the apartment next door, right before I pass out.

Are strip clubs open on Christmas day?

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My favorite part of Christmas is getting the newspaper the next day and reading the obituaries to see who died on Christmas.

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That's a great story. I mean it sucks that your mom had to deal with that bitch for most of her life, but the whole part about one of the last things she did on this planet was send a bitchy letter complaining about her gifts is fantastic.

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Cage, too bad you are anti-pernt. I was laughing quite hard over the obits man, pure genius.

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I think it was Jesus who said, "Just give up the fucking points, man. It's not about everyone seeing your contribution. It's just about contributing."

Just because I'm not displaying my points doesn't mean I don't glance up there at the summary that pops up whenever I grant someone else points and feel all safe and loved when I see that people have granted me points, even though I'm not displaying them. You can make a difference this holiday season.

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the blowup santa and snowman come courtest of K-mart bluelight special. There's six of them on my street.

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Danielle, you should go blow them all up. Death to such ornaments. DEATH!

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Danielle, you should go blow them all up.

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so...any more ideas? eh? eh?

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Leaving the thread in IoD stickied in case anyone wants to add more...

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We were just discussing this in chat (done by phorbie):

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I guess Im a mighty wise man, as well.

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