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mmmtravis
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My birthday is next week...

...and this is what you should get me:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/scienc...h.ap/index.html

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Tuesday, December 2, 2003 Posted: 10:22 PM EST (0322 GMT)

The nation's first genetically altered household pet fish glow in the dark.

SACRAMENTO, California (AP) -- The nation's first genetically altered household pet -- a fish that glows in the dark -- is set to begin appearing in stores next month everywhere except perhaps California, the only state with a ban on lab-engineered species.

On Wednesday, the California Fish and Game Commission is scheduled to take up an application from Yorktown Technologies of Austin, Texas, to market the GloFish in California.

State wildlife officials have concluded that the Florida-grown fluorescent zebra fish poses no danger, and they have recommended that the state exempt it from the ban. But environmental and public interest groups, along with commercial fishermen, oppose an exemption.

The GloFish was developed by scientists in Singapore who found they could turn the normally black-and-silver zebra fish green or red by inserting genes from jellyfish or a sea anemone. The tropical fish appear to glow in rooms lit with ultraviolet or black light.

California's regulations against what critics call "Frankenfish" were prompted by fears that genetically altered farmed fish, such as salmon, could get loose and devastate the state's wild populations.

The fluorescent fish, however, are even less tolerant of cold water than natural zebra fish and are unlikely to survive if they escape, the Fish and Game Department said in recommending an exemption. Independent researchers also found that no harm would come from eating the fish.

Some environmentalists still fear GloFish could find their way into warm waters in the wild and establish themselves. But their larger fear is that the GloFish's introduction could open the floodgates on other genetically engineered species.

The Washington-based Center for Food Safety, along with the Sierra Club, Greenpeace and others, is pressing the Food and Drug Administration to regulate the marketing of such creatures.

Federal agencies say they have no jurisdiction. Unlike, for instance, bio-engineered salmon, zebra fish are not intended as food, so the FDA says it has no power to regulate. The Environmental Protection Agency, Fish and Wildlife Service and Department of Agriculture have also passed.

Yorktown Technologies President Alan Blake has given assurances that GloFish are safe even if flushed down the toilet, dumped into the local swimming hole or eaten by a house cat or a 2-year-old.

The company plans to market its GloFish in other states, whether or not California gives it approval. That is why opponents are pressing for federal regulation.

"What California says is going to make very little difference in the long run if all the other states are going to allow them," said Peter Jenkins, an attorney and policy analyst with the Center for Food Safety.

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DevilMoon
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My birthday is the same as Travis, but I would rather have this. I think someone may be getting that for me already, so I will just accept well wishes and naked boobs.

I do not want mutant fish.

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I think mutant fish would be cool.
They'd have to be better than my roommate's dog...that shits and vomits all over the carpet, and then I'm the one that gets stuck cleaning it up...stupid little drop kick dog...
She loves it, though, so I have to be nice....right?

heh...ahem...little rant there, sorry...

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Okay, I'm with DM on this one now.

Fuck the fish, I want to see Starr's tits.

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Ya do, do ya?
Interesting...what do I get out of it?

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Bleh. Women. You already know the answer to that question.

You get... anything you want.

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Anything, eh? Careful with that, it can be really dangerous...I have quite the imagination.

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He's a little shy about mentioning it, Starr, but travis is really into the heavy pain thing. You know, CBT, soap enemas, anything that reminds him of Mom.

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I wouldn't consider a soap enema heavy pain.

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Ever held one long enough for the cramps to kick in?

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Of course.


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How 'bout animals?

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Nope, never tried giving myself an animal enema.

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I think you should try.

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If you show us your boobies will give you some candy. Yum yum.

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What kind of candy?

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Whatever kind you desire. We'd be making a stop at the candy store since I don't keep candy on hand as a rule. Too messy.

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That's not true. Most candy isn't messy, I'd say. What do you consider messy...?

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I didn't mean to turn this into another thread of Starr tit talk. I meant to warn of the danger of what must be radioactive fish.

However I will be accepting naked boobs. And well wishes. But not today. On 12/12.

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Candy that I used to keep on hand would constantly get either washed in my pant pockets, or melt in my pant pockets, or find some other way of making a mess.

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I hear they've also engineered potato plants to glow when they need water.

Onward, progress!

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Oh yeah...heh...that could get kinda messy.
That reminds me of when I was a kid and me and my brother deliberately put some opened white chocolate candy bars in the pants pocket of my dad's pants before he went to work, and it melted all over the place. He was pissed. Yeah, it was good times.


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I've missed you bunkum... where ya been?

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I went offline for a while, did phd-ish stuff, obtained a crossbow, and such things. How've you been, Phil?

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I went offline for a while, did phd-ish stuff, obtained a crossbow, and such things. How've you been, Phil?
Show us your bolts!

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