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mattdk
STAYS HUNGRY

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: The Midwest
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Hi, I'm new

Well, not really but...

My PC exploded a few years ago due to an overabundance of dirty, filthy pornography.(Can that happen?!) I saw no need to replace it. Just moved in with girlfriend. What's this? Macintosh G4? That will be fine. I'll try not to ruin it with my sinful mpegs.

I remember a few of you, forgot many of you, and see hundreds and hundreds of new faces. I look forward to insulting some, arguing with many, blackmailing (TACK), falling in love with (ESTERO), and eventually meeting up with you to masturbate onto photographs of 1940s silver screen stars while listening to "Open Arms" by Journey.

Mudflap- I have $100 now!

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mattdk
STAYS HUNGRY

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NOW SHOW ME YOURS!!!

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mmmtravis
T-Raz w/ the freaky freak

Registered: May 2002
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Brilliant.

Class point for you.

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Dreamengineer
Master of Dumbfuckery

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: here stupid!
Posts: 1907

so they teach hairy bigfoots how to use the internerd over there now

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BnB
Suck My Ass

Registered: Nov 2000
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Those look like my hairy tits.
I want a refund.

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Mudflap
I.R. Jailer

Registered: Dec 2000
Location: Smith County
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They don't come any classier than Matt Decay.

One class pernt for the born again newb.

Matt...I'll be in the hotel bar at 8pm.

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SocialParasite
100% pure failtanium.

Registered: Jul 2000
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That wasn't the greatest sight in the world at 10:00 AM, and I doubt it will be a better sight at any other time of the day.

But at least you got it right.

*hint hint to other n00bs*

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CzEcH rEcK
circle of duck

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: London
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What the fuck is going on with the role reversal in this place... There's an abundance of cock shot's gays and man b00bies..

Wheres the fucking tits???!!!???!!!

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what these lovelies!!!



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SocialParasite
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Those are just disgusting and vile.

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RiZZ
awsomeness incarnit

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: aggressivly happy
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BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE

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Starr
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Registered: Jan 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by CzEcH rEcK
What the fuck is going on with the role reversal in this place... There's an abundance of cock shot's gays and man b00bies..

Wheres the fucking tits???!!!???!!!



Better than nothing, right?

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Dreamengineer
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quote:
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Those are just disgusting and vile.


faggort

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Cage
Shaved Sack

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Boston, MA, Center of the Universe
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quote:
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Better than nothing, right?


No. Nothing is better than furry man nipples and Mugsmut. And by that I mean that actually getting nothing is better than getting pictures of naked men. I don't mean that getting pictures of naked men is the best thing in the world. That's something Paint would say.

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BnB
Suck My Ass

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quote:
Originally posted by Starr

Better than nothing, right?


No, it's just payback for when all the girls were underage and showing their boobs anyway.
G was having apolexy, but most of us enjoyed it.
Now were on the bottom end of the cycle.

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quote:
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What the fuck is going on with the role reversal in this place... There's an abundance of cock shot's gays and man b00bies..


Works for me.

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Mugtoe
Cuddly Puppy

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Jesus, dude. Easy on the testosterone, cowboy.


Sigmo'd likely enjoy havin a gander at this thread.

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Sigmo said "yummy" from across the room.

big nipples

what do you look like from the neck up?

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Jesus Sigmo has some fucked-up taste. Does he have a straight sister?

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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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mattdk
STAYS HUNGRY

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quote:
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what do you look like from the neck up?


Is this some kind of gay proposition from some guy named Sigmo? If so, the answer is: HANDSOME!

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MATTY D!!!!!!!!!

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mattdk
STAYS HUNGRY

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Arrow

You do remember that people that refer to me like that will meet an expensive, scandalous, strangely erotic, and somewhat comical end? RIGHT?!

Just kidding.........?

Women worldwide want to taste his Korean kawk, Men want to have it. How his human shell contains and manages so much sexual energy, we will never know.

How have you been DP?

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Rav
Shoot the Puppy

Registered: Jul 2000
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I've been here from the beginning (minus the last year) and I have no idea who you are!

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