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CzEcH rEcK
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Death by elongated phlegm.

What if the young ruffian you shouted at earlier for throwing dried cow dung at the illegal immigrants decided conspired with the monkey on his back to assassinate you in your own home...?

It's common knowledge among your work colleagues you have a dangerous electrical wiring problem in your home.

What if the ruffian launched a well aimed spit ball at your dangerous wiring set up, It may drip down on to your head and electrocute you while you were sleeping thinking of a dandelion face wash, and burn your house to a cinder.

That’s death by elongated phlegm.

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melon is better.

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dude that is one shit post
do we have crap post pernts?

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Yeah, WTF points would be the proper catagory for this thread.

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I told you we needed Down's Syndrome points, but nobody listened.

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It made perfect sense to me, and I thought it was brilliantly conceived and executed.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dreamengineer
dude that is one shit post
do we have crap post pernts?


We used to. They were called NANOCEPH pernts. Now you just have to decide if the post was more intoxicated (Dickel) or just plain lame (WTF?!).

Nothing says "You're stoopid" like nanoceph.

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phillistines!

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quote:
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It made perfect sense to me, and I thought it was brilliantly conceived and executed.


Just cos you fancy a bit of czechs pole in your man-hole


this post still sucks

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It should be noted this was a group effort and derived from the ramblings of our tech support department. A colleague who's got water dripping from his roof onto light fittings spawned this one. Blame him.

WTF point awarded anyway.

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