Registered: May 2002
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Vegas and I are looking to make a wager on this weekend's Dolphins/Pats football game, but we've concluded that we're both too poor to actually shell out cash. While I'll be more than happy to strip him of his pride and dignity after his precious team goes gets annihilated, it just isn't enough.

That's why we've decided to bring this little bet out into the the public eye. We're turning it over to you, the wackos of the Asylum, to make a few suggestions as to what the terms of our bet should be.

We do reserve the right to ignore or refuse your suggestions, but we probably won't.

So, anyone have any ideas?

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Registered: Apr 2003
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Embarassinbg pics to be posted...possibly involving dildos or anal beads.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Upstate NY
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The loser has to change his title for a month to "ass-licker of _______". (insert winner's name)

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I figured the majority of the suggestions would involve photos of nutsacks or the loser leaving or getting banned.

Never thought dildos would come into play, though.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
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The loser could be forced to use this avatar for a week:

Attachment: loser.jpg
This has been downloaded 275 time(s).

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Registered: May 2002
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Haha, two good suggestions. Not sure if that is humiliating enough, but they could most certainly be at least two of the many possible terms to the bet. I really want to make him pay for his arrogance.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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Loser has to serve as my personal assistant for the months of December and January. You'd be horribly paid, have no sex, and would have to obey my various commands, all resulting from my delightful idiosyncracies.

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Registered: Nov 2003
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go to some porn shop and buy one of those giant penis cups and loser can only drink from that for a week

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Originally posted by bunkum
Loser has to serve as my personal assistant for the months of December and January. You'd be horribly paid, have no sex, and would have to obey my various commands, all resulting from my delightful idiosyncracies.

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Registered: Jan 2002
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loser has to sign up on websites that specialize in shitting spam emails, and sign up using their main email account

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No sex, mmm, sorry.

Lu, that's brilliant.

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Registered: Feb 2001
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The title and avatar are definitely enticing to add to the true humiliation of whomever loses. Do not get me wrong, I think the Dolphins can win this game. I just am blinded by faith.

Stupid naked pics are not my thing. They have to be creative suggestions, people.

Lu, I do not like your idea. My school e-mail account is not receiving any unwanted spam and I intend to keep it that way. And bunkum, I have class and finals for another two weeks followed by my final Christmas break, and if you think that time will be spent productively as someone's bitch you are insane. You only get to fuck off as an undergrad once.

More suggestions!

*edit involved dumb speeling*

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
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I dunno, the last bet I made involved getting his boxers, but I don't figure you two want to exchange underware.

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
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I'd say the loser should have to publicly wear clothing to represent the opposition, but I used to be a Dolphins fan when Marino played and that would be too easy. I do not want his boxers, either.

Come on people, get creative! This is travis we are talking about!

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: The Midwest
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Loser gets 4"X4" square of body spraypainted. Winner's choice...

Also, Non-soccer football = Bad.

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Registered: Jan 2002
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How bout this? Kinda tame, but can also be pretty embarrassing to the right person..

Loser has to go to a place that still has those little rides outside that you put a quarter in and it moves (ya know, like the little horsies, or what not...know what I'm talking about??) and you "ride" it. And they have to yell "Yeehaw!" at least three times during the ride. Also, has to be during busy business hours.

Or...

Go to an apartment complex, kinda late, but not too late..in pajamas and knock door to door asking for a pillow until someone gives you one.

Not those? Certain I could come up with more.

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Or, the winner gets to see your tits?

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Registered: Jan 2002
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You've all seen my tits already.

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Registered: Apr 2003
Location: . o O
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I had my eyes closed.

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Registered: May 2002
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Um, can someone link me?

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
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Come on, there must be better ideas than this. I know some of the better posters have not contributed to this madness.

Either of Starr's suggestions are far too tame for me, I would do those anyway.

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Registered: May 2002
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Yeah, wtf, this is your chance to see someone humiliated, why don't you guys care?

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Originally posted by mmmsivart
Yeah, wtf, this is your chance to see someone humiliated, why don't you guys care?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: my mother's bloody womb
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loser has to send 3 letters of at least two pages long to the winner. letters should be done on flowery stationary, and include loving sentiments and awful poetry proclaiming their love for the winner. loswer should also have to include photos showing their adoration, and perhaps even sign with a lipsticked kiss.

maybe perfume too.

anyway, whomever wins can use these to either: humiliate the loser by posting them on the asylum, or show them to their mother in triumph so she will stop asking them to get a girlfriend and move out of her basement.