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Dreamengineer
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How many doors did you touch today?

Only in america

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karen
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I am ashamed to admit that this was actually kind of interesting.

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aminal
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too much time

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My door touching is somewhat skewed by my job since I'm constantly going in and out of rooms.

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Bedroom door knob: touched 5 times
Apartment door knob: touched 5 times
Apartment building door knob: touched 5 times
Car door knob: touched 6 times
Building Access doorknob (n/a because it's a handicapped door that opens)
Main Office Doorknob: touched 2 times
Professor's Office Doorknob: touched once
My own office doorknob: touched 0 times since the door was already open

That's it so far -- will repeat most of that process again late afternoon when I return to campus for my late class and appointments.

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J E B Stuart
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Interesting essay. I wonder how many, if any, of the touches will end up making him sick? There's some nasty, nasty, nasty hands out there touching the same handles you and I do each and every day.

Amen.

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quote:
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Interesting essay. I wonder how many, if any, of the touches will end up making him sick? There's some nasty, nasty, nasty hands out there touching the same handles you and I do each and every day.

Amen.



exactly...and going a step further, especially since it is the holidays, how many germs are spread through money.

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exactly...and going a step further, especially since it is the holidays, how many germs are spread through money.

I've thought about that, too. I read somewhere that U.S. currency has a germicide in the ink, however, I have no clue how effective it is.

Amen.

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mattdk
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"Sometimes it is not clear whether using a door or drawer should be considered one or two separate actions. For example, walking through a door and then pulling it shut often seemed like one smooth, automatic action. I decided it was often unnecessary, inexpedient, and tedious to photograph and then display both actions...but I did do this at least several times."

This guy does it in one smooth motion. Oftentimes, to comical results.

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