Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
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I have a neighbor named that. He is this really old guy who walks around with his knees always bent.
I drove by his house today and he was about 20 feet up on an extension ladder putting lights on an Italian cypress tree in his yard and the wind was rocking him to and fro in about a six foot arc.
I had to stop and watch, it was quite impressive.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
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I swear, the coincidence is too uncanny. To explain . . .

I just got through takin' a wizz. Fer th'life o' me, I have no idea why it crossed m'mind, but as I was holdin' m'trusty rod, this thought occurred t'me . . . I wonder if m'foreskin got a proper burial?

I finish pissin', return t'the board 'n' WHAM. This post 'bout Mister Foreskin.

It's an omen, I am sure.

Amen.

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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: North Myrtle Beach SC
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Originally posted by wonderaz
I have a neighbor named that. He is this really old guy who walks around with his knees always bent.
I drove by his house today and he was about 20 feet up on an extension ladder putting lights on an Italian cypress tree in his yard and the wind was rocking him to and fro in about a six foot arc.
I had to stop and watch, it was quite impressive.

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
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Until they start doing it in their pants.

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Originally posted by lucidnightmare
old guys arent afraid of shit

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Originally posted by Smug Git
Until they start doing it in their pants.

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Old guys that crap in their pants

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I've noticed that old wimmin', in particular, fart with somethin' no less than reckless abandon while walkin' th'aisles o' WalMart. I think it's some sorta secret, blue-hair code; perhaps a primordial matin' call.

Bears sum study.

Amen.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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Originally posted by Mugtoe
Old guys that crap in their pants

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Registered: Jan 2001
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Originally posted by Mugtoe
Old guys that crap in their pants

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Registered: Jan 2001
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Originally posted by Dreamengineer
could only be you who would find that

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