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TimeSlipping
TotalAnarchy Reborn

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I'm here, or there, or somewhere

I'm not new, but thats like saying I'm not dead, I guess.

Havent been here in a while. A few people here know me. From THT. And elsewhere. Oh well.

Hi.

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12-04-2003 11:41 PM

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buddha's penis
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hi.
this post i am typing has more than one line, and possibly says something of interest to somebody. keep reading if you find yourself disagreeing, it may be coming up. possibly right after this sentence. possibly.

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mmmtravis
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rwar.

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TimeSlipping
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quote:
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hi.
this post i am typing has more than one line, and possibly says something of interest to somebody. keep reading if you find yourself disagreeing, it may be coming up. possibly right after this sentence. possibly.

BP, you are as big an asshole as ever.

The more things change, the more they stay the same

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missphinx
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Hello.

Where did you go? Or were you just not here? Was there any particular reason you decided to post today, or were you just in "that mood"?

Feel free to not answer me. Heck, you can even live a little and put me on ignore, if you like.

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TimeSlipping
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hmmmmmm. I was here, when THT imploded. I was here otherwise.

I'm here because I'm bored of the same crap on the internet, and was looking for new crap.

And today? Because I am at work, and very bored. I hate tax, and so I decided to come back and visit.

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12-04-2003 11:53 PM

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buddha's penis
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i am a total asshole. check out my flaming point. you don't want any of that, i promise you.

edit: but really it's just that i've been posting one-liners for like weeks on end. so i padded my word-count, see.

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12-04-2003 11:59 PM

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wonderaz
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Hey, TA. You are wrong, BP has gotten bigger and is quite proud of it.

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12-05-2003 12:54 AM

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buddha's penis
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i think i'm smaller.

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12-05-2003 01:17 AM

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TimeSlipping
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is this one of those insider penis size jokes?

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buddha's penis
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i hope not.

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12-05-2003 01:34 AM

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Vegas
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I have no idea who you are. If tack were here, he would tell you to go away again.

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wonderaz
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Not really, I have the great pleasure of not ever seeing BP's willie.

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buddha's penis
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JUST YOU WAIT.

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12-05-2003 01:44 AM

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Vegas, TS is an ex Catholic priest who left the church after being repeatedly molested by a choirboy.
He found Stile when Satan whispered the URL to him in a Starbucks. From there, he eventually wound up here and in THT.
He is a very sensitive, bi-polar anarchist who is doomed to spend his afterlife in Purgatory (God doesn't like diddled priests) so it would be a kind thing if you pretended like you have heard of him and that he actually means something to you.

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TimeSlipping
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quote:
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Vegas, TS is an ex Catholic priest who left the church after being repeatedly molested by a choirboy.
He found Stile when Satan whispered the URL to him in a Starbucks. From there, he eventually wound up here and in THT.
He is a very sensitive, bi-polar anarchist who is doomed to spend his afterlife in Purgatory (God doesn't like diddled priests) so it would be a kind thing if you pretended like you have heard of him and that he actually means something to you.

Damned straight. But I'm an Anglican, get it right.

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12-05-2003 02:01 AM

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by TimeSlipping
. . . I'm here because I'm bored of the same crap on the internet, and was looking for new crap.

And today? Because I am at work, and very bored. I hate tax, and so I decided to come back and visit.

Yer comment 'bout "new crap" reminded me of an essay in National Lampoon many years ago entitled sumpin' like "The Life Cycle Of A Taco".

So, stick around. Stay a spell. Help keep th'tacos movin'.

Amen.

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Vegas
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Well, when you put it that way, wonder....

TS, welcome to the Asylum. Until I see tits thanks to you, good tits now, you are shit.

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DevilMoon
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THT imploded? Sweet.

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madlucas
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timesliiping?

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SimpleSimon
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No, THT has not imploded. Total Anarchy = TimeSlipping did.

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mattdk
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quote:
Originally posted by TimeSlipping
new crap

You've come to the right place.

I remember you from THT. That doesn't mean you can formally address me.

Thank you.

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Cage
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quote:
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I hate tax

I hate TacKs, too. Well, I hate tack more than Tak, but collectively, they can kiss my ass. Collectively, they're a bunch of gay virgins. With bad hair and a sophisticated fashion sense. And an unhealthy fascination with my pouch.

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