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Sabine
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----------> karen.

Happy Birthday sugar muffin..

in 15 minutes that is.

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Mugtoe
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happy birthday!!!!!!!

be proud of yer small titties

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morgana
THE Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
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happy birthday karen.

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Vegas
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Registered: Feb 2001
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I had to wait til it was after midnight. Happy birthday, Karen! May all your dreams of pie come true.

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SocialParasite
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Registered: Jul 2000
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Happy birthday, lady-who-puts-up-with-my-drunken-advances.

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mudded
Too drunk to fish

Registered: Aug 2001
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Have a good one

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philjit
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Registered: Jan 2002
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ditto

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wonderaz
Sarky Bastard

Registered: Jul 2000
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OOOOOoooOOOoo!!!! Karen is peticularly easy on her birthday.
DICKEL!!!!

Happy BDay Karen.
Remember your virtue.

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madlucas
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Registered: Nov 2001
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happy birthday karen .. if I had known I would have got you a cherry pie.

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RiZZ
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Registered: Jul 2000
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HAPPY THINGY

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tack
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Registered: Aug 2000
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happy birfday

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Talarohk
The Pedanticator

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Oceanside, CA
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Hey lady of the golden voice. Perhaps we should have the whole Asylum record "Happy Birthday" all together for you.
Or maybe not.
Anyway...happy birthday to one of my favorite Asylumites.

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buddha's penis
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Registered: Apr 2001
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yes, i look forward to forgetting your birthday for years to come as we gloriously redefine the word "marriage".

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Smug Git
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Happy birthday.

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Dreamengineer
Master of Dumbfuckery

Registered: Jan 2001
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Happity Burtday!

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Cockney_Rebel
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Registered: Nov 2003
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Have a very Happy "I stretched my mothers vagina day."

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Dacarlo
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Registered: Oct 2000
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You're older n stuff Grats

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Smug Git
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quote:
Originally posted by Cockney_Rebel
Have a very Happy "I stretched my mothers vagina day."


What is 'I stretched UJ's mother's vagina day' called?

Aha. 'Everyday'.

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HaPpY BiRtHdAy, kARen! mAy tHe FoRcE oF tHe l33t bE wItH yOu AlWayS!

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Pinecrika
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Registered: Jul 2001
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quote:
Originally posted by Mugtoe


be proud of yer small titties


At first glance, I thought that said "buy a pound of small titties"

I need more caffine. And happy birthday.

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BnB
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Registered: Nov 2000
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happy bday karen

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Tefl
Maharishi of Meh

Registered: Aug 2000
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flerf

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shyloh
eien no sayonara

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NYC
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Happpy birthday !!!!!!! ...|~~~~|...


That was supposed to be a cake. Yeah.

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Cage
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Boston, MA, Center of the Universe
Posts: 4509

What they all said. Except I mean it.

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Erinity
Sadistic Bitch

Registered: Nov 2001
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Happy birthday sweet one. Hope you have a wonderful day.

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