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If Football Clubs were Asylum Members....



Arsenal - Phil

Arrogant and self-righteous, with great style but fundamentally a cunt.



Accrington Stanley - Dreamengineer


“Ian Rush says if you don’t drink your milk, you’ll end up playing for Accrington Stanley,”

“Accrington Stanley? Who are they?”

“Exactly”



Notts County - wonderaz

The oldest around....



Tottenham Hotspur - Rav


Hasnt done much in a while



Real Madrid - Smug Git


Famous, well respected and prolific. So feel free to throw a pigs head at him.



Manchester United - Paint CHiPs


Can be seen and heard everywhere. And therefore, needs to be bitch-slapped more often.



Bayern Munich - MstrG


Efficient, hard and effective. But fair. Recently thrashed Billgerat United 6-0.



Glasgow Celtic - morgana

'When you walk through a storm,
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afraid of the dark,
At the end of a storm, there's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark'



Glasgow Rangers - euphorbia


'We Are Rangers
Super Rangers
No One likes Us
We Dont Care
We hate Celtic
Fenian Bastards
and Well Chase Them Anywhere'

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Spurs eh? Given that they are your team I don't know whether to be insulted or not

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What kind of a record does Notts County have?

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Over their lifetime? 127654398-129874630

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losers

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quote:

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What kind of a record does Notts County have?

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Kinda like the Cubbies, eh?

Could be worse, I guess.

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quote:

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If Football Clubs were Asylum Threads..

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Everton - Urbanjunkie

Makes everyone laugh but never scores in his life. Potential sponsorship deals with Virgin.

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lol. thats just a classic. hold up....

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You just got yerself a pernt pal

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Shame the fuckers can't spell it

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he'd prefer a blowjob.

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Yeah I remember that night in Docklands...and you guys wonder why I didn't want to meet the rest of ya

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I'm like Matt Le Tissier me. I go for fucking months with nothing and then I score a fucking cracker!

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fuck,shit, cunt, bollocks. That last post really doesn't go well with the preceding one.

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Yeah alright mate you got a pernt, don't push it

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Nor does mine
Slow down!

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he fucked it up imo. its like darlington going 2-0 up in the final minute of the second division play-off final and then having man city score 2 goals in stoppage time and go on to win it on penalties.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Rav
Yeah I remember that night in Docklands

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You'd have got a smack in the gob if you'd touched me twice pal!

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you scored rav cock instead.

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rav, stop fucking posting so fast!!

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And for the rest of you...that was a joke...I wouldn't have hit him

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fuck! I thought they were reeboks.

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