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Listen up bitches- Cause I'm a motha fuckin icon/
iRock forums on an iMac- When I switch on the Asylum/
I'm all that and rippin iPods in half- When I'm swissed/
What you missed- was the part- Where your head meets my fist/
You failed to admit,
was that your all full of shit/
I enlist you on gay porn- When I'm running a script/

Yo, YO!~
I scalp Stile with a Mach 3 in his own community/
You little 90210 fucks can't even comprehend me/
Your gettin' off to a Paris Hilton MPG/
You're commin' off like a little fucking bitch to me/

Grindin teeth, lost causes and shattered dreams/
Lookin up to Lee, in awe and disbeleif/
When it seems to me, YOUR life is YOUR PC/
Along with YOUR right hand, Ready to SMASH the SCREEN:

My name is Lee- Did I s-s-st- studder?
No- no, I really wanna know- You stupid mother fuckers.
And if you didn't know- This is "The Kut".
I shouldn't have to tell you twice to turn it up...


Chorus:
If you like to gamble... Let's place a bet.
Go 2 weeks... Without internet.
Cause if you win... guess what you get?
Some pusseeee... That's nice and wet.

NOW SHOW ME YOUR TITS!


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"I'm this, I'm that..." all in a bag of SHIZZIT!/
All I fuckin hear is TALK so just SHUT yer LIP/
AND SHOW ME YER TITS:
Cause that's all we came to see/
And yall know- "The bitches ain't shit to me..."

Cause their all whores: They wouldn't have it any other way/
Whether rich, or good looking- There's a price to pay/
For the pussy... Yes- the pussy's never free/
C'mon baby you know I love you- Just give it up to me.

A little self-esteem boost never hurt no one/
But if my nigga's can't hit it- Then I got's to run./
AND SHOW ME YOUR TITS:
Cause you aint the only one-
You bitches aint SHIT but a tease and a tease is no fun.

What your point? - Is that you failed to mention/
Your real intentions on the NET is for your own protection/
A fucking dollar in your G-sting is all you want/
My money's ain't going NOWHERE near your bloody tampons./

And my nigga's aint shit here...
Fuckin fag's in a closet full of beer.../
It's sad/
Watching Justin Timborlake
in the halftime show/
Full of pain and agression-
I'M HERE TO LETCHA KNOW:

Ch:
If you like to gamble... Let's place a bet.
Go 2 weeks... Without internet.
Cause if you win... guess what you get?
Some pusseeee... That's nice and wet.

NOW SHOW ME YOUR TITS!

II
You mother fucka's act like you got somethin' to prove/
You're like the nerds that we beat up- in high school./
But this time your back in full strength.../
Strapped with keypads, penis-pumps, and rogain./

Chain smokin ciggarettes with a FRESH pot of FRENCH roast/
Your teeth are so yellow, I can butter my toast/
You wouldn't know the light of day if the sun stepped on your toes/
That's why your skins so light/ Boy, you could scare off a ghost.

You Anorexic Would-Be Gothic Has-Beens Holding On To Dot-Com Commence/ Waiting For A Rise To Levitate You While Reclining In Your Rocker/
And it's over...
Yea, your days are done/
YOU CAN'T KNOCK LEE OUT G!
YOU BETTER GRAB A GUN!



If you like to gamble... Let's place a bet.
Go 2 weeks... Without internet.
Cause if you win... guess what you get?
Some pusseeee... That's nice and wet.

NOW SHOW ME YOUR TITS!

ONE MORE TIME!

If MstrG likes to gamble... Let's place a bet.
Go 2 weeks... Without your internerd.
That's right bitch, I'm talkin to you.
My dicks in your mouth punk- Don't fucking move...

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"kewlies"

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first verse was good, but ya feel apart after that.

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I just love country music.

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first verse was good, but ya feel apart after that.

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I just got a new blue heeler puppy. I named him Buddy. He's the deal.

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You got a dog? Dogs are for insecure losers, you should have gotten a cat.

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Cat is next. At least I don't have a neurotic bird that bites. There's no tellin what you did to that bird to make him that way. You sick sick little man.

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I don't even have that bird anymore.

I just have a pair of dysfunctional cockatiels.

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The light is terrible, and the pic ain't great, but here's Buddy.

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SHOW ME YOUR DOG!
/me gets down, gets back up again

(bitches)

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Hey, as annoying as that bird was....I've yet to see another bird tell it's owner to shut the hell up.

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...I've yet to see another bird tell it's owner to shut the hell up...

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Yessir I can boogie
But I need a certain song
I can boogie boogie oogie all niight long

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Australian farmers in the 1800's bred working dogs to suite the Australian conditions. The Kelpie was bred for working sheep and the Blue Heeler was developed to work cattle.

As time passed these Australian dogs have found their way into people's homes as much-loved, intelligent and loyal pets as well as continuing their role with today's sheep and cattle farmers.



The Blue Heeler was developed as early Australian settlers needed to be able to control large herds of cattle that grazed on vast unfenced properties and bush lands. A dog was needed that could assist with mustering and moving cattle. A dog was needed that had to be strong, with great stamina, and be able to bite.

Cattlemen first used a British dog known as a Smithfield which was bob-tailed with big ears, a heavy black coat and white neck, and big hanging ears was tried however it barked too much, had an awkward gait and couldn't cope with the heat.


In 1830 in the Bathurst area the Smithfield was crossed with the Australian native dog, the Dingo. The resulting dogs were red bob-tailed dogs called Timmins Biters.

In 1840 Thomas Hall of Dartbrook Aberdeen imported two smooth-haired Blue Merle Scottish Collies. They were satisfactory cattle dogs, but had the undesirable traits of barking and heading. Thomas Hall bred their progeny with the Dingo, and produced dogs known as Hall's Heelers. They were either red in colour, or blue merle. They inherited the useful Dingo trait of creeping silently from behind, and biting or "heeling". Immediately the dog nipped, it would flatten itself against the ground to avoid being kicked. These dogs were able to travel great distances, endure extremes of temperatures and handle wild cattle. Hall continued his experimental breeding until 1870.

The already impressive Hall's Heelers were further improved by two brothers, Jack and Harry Bagust. First they crossed a bitch with an imported Dalmatian dog. This cross changed the merle colour to red or blue speckle. The pups were born white, their colour developing. Over time other Collie Dingo crosses were tried however the Blue Heelers of Thomas Hall continue to dominate.

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Tits.

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Somebody's got to come in and say it's dangerous for homosexuals to raise puppies.

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This is proof that Eminem is a bad influence on society. Suddenly other suburban idiots think they can rap and are influenced by that movie.

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SHOW ME YOUR DOG!
/me gets down, gets back up again

(bitches)

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The light is terrible, and the pic ain't great, but here's Buddy.

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You got a dog? Dogs are for insecure losers, you should have gotten a cat.

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There ain't no comparison to Rommel, ever, really. But Buddy's a great puppy. He ain't shit in the house yet, and only pissed cuz I wasn't on my toes. He slept in the bed with me last night and we chewed pig ears and read Franz Werfel. He's sleepin on my feet again this mornin after shittin like a horse outside and eatin leftover ribeye for breakfast with his kibble.

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This is proof that Eminem is a bad influence on society. Suddenly other suburban idiots think they can rap and are influenced by that movie.

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