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Dreamengineer
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Pain from a woman will hurt less

Pain hurts less when it is inflicted by a woman, researchers have found

BBC News

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Smug Git
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That ends Phorbie's hopes of a pro boxing career.

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Tefl
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Obviously those researchers have never had a woman rip out your heart and stomp on it like a roach.

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ponyslayer
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Tell that to John Wayne Bobbit

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"Would you like to participate in our survey? We are going to crush your finger in a clamp until you can't bear it any longer."

Where do I sign up?

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Hawley Griffin
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it all makes more sense now...

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It's because they're better at it.

More practice and all, what!

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RiZZ
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hey if shes hot and wants to put it in my butt how could i complain?

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hey if shes hot and wants to put it in my butt how could i complain?


Taking one for the team. Seeing how sometimes sacrifice must be done in order for the greater good. You should run for President RiZZ

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Obviously those researchers have never had a woman rip out your heart and stomp on it like a roach.


Tefl has the right idea.

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mudded
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I didn't realize that roaches could stomp.

With their low body mass and all.

Go figger

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I say we test the theory.

everyone on your knees.

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tigerjez
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Ahh... yes.

The tj-eyes-bleeding quota has now been filled for the next 6 months.

Thanks Asylumnation!

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Cmon Tj... get your hard-on and join the fun.

We'll make an inmate of you yet

Cheers

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RiZZ
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shes saving herself for me

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quote:
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shes saving herself for me


yayaya!!!!

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