Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
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i suppose everyone has participated in a marathon
but not a wedding marathon. no one has participated in that.
a marathon of weddings. for example, a chimp gets married to a giraffe. that is unusual.
if a reporter was writing an exclusive article about the wedding marathon, he wouldnt know what to write. because he wouldnt be able to describe a chimp and giraffe marriage with words. he would write about the marathonic amount of marriages that took place in the marathon. but he wouldnt be able to describe them in detail.

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you have obviously not been in a wedding marathon.

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Fuck fat people:

Myth #l: You're not fat, you're just big boneded:
Not true. You are fat. All bones are about the same size. Except for that thick t-bone steak you've been carrying around in your back pocket. And besides, if it's just your bones, why does your arm jiggle around like that all the time?

Myth #2: There's more of you to love:
Not true. There is actually less of you to love. Your fat deposits make you appear hideous and repulsive, and therefore unlovable. There is, however, more of you to pummel unmercifully for no other reason than your obesity.

Myth #3: Beauty is a state of mind:
Also not true. Beauty is a state of physical perfection. Conversely, being grossly overweight makes you unattractive.

Myth #4: Wearing makeup will make you more beautiful:
Again, this is not true. It will, however, make you more colorful.

Myth #5: They're laughing with me, not at me:
Not true. They are laughing at you. Ha ha.

Myth #6: Wearing a purple sweat suit makes you look less repulsive:
Not true at all. You just look like a big grape

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Myth #7 we're all a bunch of walkovers who will take all your shit in good cheer.

Not so we are quite happy to use our weight advantage to rip little name calling tossers to shreds and sit on whats left.

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Muscle weighs more than fat bitch.

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You should say hello to Czech. 320lbs of muscle, former powerlifter, not to mention all round hideously violent psychopath doorman covered in scars. He'd kick you around like a rag doll until he was bored. You've got a bit of a way to go in the intimidation stakes, sunshine.

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I'm sure he would.

Macho faggets.

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Dad, is that you?

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Czech isn't macho, just big and scary. I could take him, though.

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Edit: wrong fucking thread, what the hell?

Anyways, yes, to hell with fat people, now shut up

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Originally posted by Lee
Muscle weighs more than fat bitch.

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Yea, feathers and bricks.

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You should say hello to Czech. 320lbs of muscle, former powerlifter, not to mention all round hideously violent psychopath doorman covered in scars. He'd kick you around like a rag doll until he was bored. You've got a bit of a way to go in the intimidation stakes, sunshine.

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This guy posts here?



Doorman?

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Originally posted by mattdk
This guy posts here? *imij snipped*

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Don't let these shit talkers fool you, he's a big sweetheart, total romantic type, even if he is a bit rough in bed.

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Location: The Midwest
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Ok. Don't tell him that I use him all the time. His spinning-piledriver super combo would take half my life. It's almost unfair.

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indian scientist claims obesity is a viral infection.
all hail discovery channel.

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