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Better to be young or old?

Seniors used to get more respect and were looked up to; now our values seem to be headed in the opposite direction. Youth is celebrated and worshipped, old age is frowned on, ignored, and feared. This says a lot about modern society.


The advantages of being old:

You have more experience, hence wisdom, knowledge, common sense, you may be more cynical but less naive, etc.

You are more comfortable, life is easier, you (hopefully) have more money and friends who are more respectable, you have more interesting stories to tell and reflect on.

You can get away with more and take advantage of discounts, you feel less pressure to conform and can just be yourself, you have less responsibility and can live for the moment.

The disadvantages:

You are more prone to diseases and are closer to death. You have less physical energy and are less quick or sharp mentally.

You aren't as good looking and its harder to get laid (if you still can do it at all).

I guess those are the only real disadvantages, but they count for a lot.

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Dunno. I'll always be young and hot.

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Dunno. I'll always be young and hot.


That's the sort of thing I'm referring to.

Those who worship youth (to the extent of fear-induced denial of the mortal reality of their existence) seem to imply that the experience of life itself is a negative thing, and that the ignorance of innocence is positive. My apologies for such crude philosophical obscenities.

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I'll always be younger and hotter than you.

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I'm generally satisfied with my current brand of hotness, lee.
But congratulations on your own younger-hotter-ness.

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How old are you?

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62.

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Saying that figure is acurate: I'll always be younger and hotter than you.

But I wasn't talking about you in the first place.

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Being old doesn't always make you wise. I'm young and have stories to tell/reflect back on and I'm still making more. I get away with fucking murder on pretty much a daily basis. I don't need discounts, I don't buy crap. If old people didn't drive I'd like them a whole lot more. Fuckin' greyheads.

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quote:
Originally posted by Lee
I'll always be younger and hotter than you.

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Since this has turned into "who's hotter than who", I might as well tell you.

I'm 27. I don't smoke and I'm not on any medication, and I live an active lifesyle.

And I have very good muscle definition. I am sexy without trying to be sexy. (ooo baby, yes I am)

But I'm not rich-not yet.

So who here is hotter than me?

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I am 4 years old and very fit and sekseh.

wanna play?

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I'll see yours and raise you one.

I'm 44 and haven't shaved my pits in a week.

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In case any of you were wondering, unshaved pits on a woman really are more sexy.

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I don't see any harm in a lil' armpit stubble but any moustache has gotta go.

I prefer to be young when you "don't know any better" and get away w/ stupid shit (and sometimes even praised!). When you're old and fuck up they throw you in a nursing home.

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by rodney
Being old doesn't always make you wise.
No but it does remind one of just how fucking silly we were when we were your age.

I'm young and have stories to tell/reflect back on and I'm still making more.
You have what... two stories? Hell, you made one of them up. You have no idea of what "reflecting back" is.

I get away with fucking murder on pretty much a daily basis.
Yeah, I thought that to. You aren't getting away with much. People who are older and wiser around you know more than you think. You will find as you gro, that most of what you think "you are getting away with", wasn't worth getting away with in the first place.


I don't need discounts, I don't buy crap.
This is because you are young and stupid and can't afford to buy crap. When you get older, you will possible smarten up enough to make enough money to buy crap and you will do so.



If old people didn't drive I'd like them a whole lot more. Fuckin' greyheads.
I am not in this catagory but will point back at you and remind you of the fact that you aren't exactly Mr Joe Gooddriver yourself. Lack of experience is not in your favor. Ever wonder why they want so much for insurance from your age group?


The problem with the question of this thread is that the young are not truly qualified to answer as they haven't experienced both sides.

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Re: Better to be young or old?

quote:
Originally posted by plum
The advantages of being old:

You have more experience, hence wisdom, knowledge, common sense, you may be more cynical but less naive, etc.




and lots of those things are outdated due to the value 'system' old people follow, and their world view and opinions

i know old people that wouldn't under any circumstances ride in the same car as a black person... for an example

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Re: Re: Better to be young or old?

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i know old people that wouldn't under any circumstances ride in the same car as a black person... for an example


That is Wisdom if I ever heard of it.

I actually saw a black person once... It was mind-boggling!

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Re: Re: Re: Better to be young or old?

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I actually saw a black person once... It was mind-boggling!


Since when did ppl start coming in different colors??? I hate it when I miss the memo.

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im not old

but then when your life span is thousands of years your age is irrelivant

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That is Wisdom if I ever heard of it.


your attempt to suggestively ask me out on a date (and to engage in sexual intercourse) has failed miserably

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old ppl type things in bright assed yellow

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quote:
Originally posted by plum
Since this has turned into "who's hotter than who", I might as well tell you.

I'm 27. I don't smoke and I'm not on any medication, and I live an active lifesyle.

And I have very good muscle definition. I am sexy without trying to be sexy. (ooo baby, yes I am)

But I'm not rich-not yet.

So who here is hotter than me?




Everyone:
Being hot may be an undeniable phisical attribute that some of us have- But "sexy" is the essence of sex- That is: To emit sex. Sex ousing from you pours.

Anyone who cliams sexy is not. Sexy claims a person, you fuckin fuck face. Take it to the gay bar.

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Plum is sexy cuz she likes it in the poopster.

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Okay, then.

I am sex personified, multiplied, slapped around a bit, and then released to the wild.

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all at the ripe old age of 62.

you young bitches ain't got smack on my wrinkly stuff.

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