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squee
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Registered: Jul 2001
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Asylum stay the fuck out of my real life!!!

Today at work my boss (the LT) was making arrangements for a flight to San Diego for some conference when he said...

"Gotta go online and check how many frequent flyer pernts I got." (emphasis mine)

Next thing you know, everyone's going to be telling me what a self-centered asshole I am, and girls will ignore me!

...


...


...


..damn.

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Lee
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Asshole

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Vegas
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Re: Asylum stay the fuck out of my real life!!!

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Originally posted by squee
Next thing you know, everyone's going to be telling me what a self-centered asshole I am, and girls will ignore me!


The first would certainly make sense, following in the footsteps of the Asylum, yet I kinda thought you would enjoy women ignoring your sweet virgin ass.

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DevilMoon
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If i had the power I would award you some frequent flyer pernts. Alas, I do not.

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MrBig
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quote:
Originally posted by Lee
Asshole


Ditto

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GoFuckYourselves!
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Liar Liar!
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Paint CHiPs
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Don't forget the San Diego pissup.

See if your boss has enough pernts to take you. Hell, invite him our way, I'll give him some myself.

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Lu
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Registered: Jan 2002
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If I had free tickets to fly anywher I wanted, I would definitely give them to you... damn indeed

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Astro74
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girls will ignore you!!!!

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