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skalie
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Can you knit?

It has come to the public's attention that at least two of what were considered the least ghey members of asylumnation.com are avid knitters.

Hence the poll, is there no hope left?

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mudded
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I voted yes, but I can only knit by proxy.

My GF knits, and she is knitting with me in mind at the moment (my birthday is just over a month away, and she wont tell me what it is, even though I think I know what it is going to be).

I kan "knit" a mean suit of chainmail though. Does that count?

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Aydin
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Registered: Jul 2001
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The ability came with my genetic package, but I don't use it.

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Mugtoe
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knitting is gay

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Tefl
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Registered: Aug 2000
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I can macromae (sp?) and sew pretty well. As a kid I was forced to help my grannie quilt and ended up pretty good at it. About the only time it comes in handy now is when I bust a sock or have to stich up a custom bike seat.

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Vegas
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Registered: Feb 2001
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I could not knit if my life depended on it. My sewing is downright atrocious. I can definitely drive like a maniac in snow though... I think that might be something I will do later today....

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Lu
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Registered: Jan 2002
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no, but I can crochet like a motherfucker

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Cage
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I can weave a fishing net. I used to be able to crochet my ass off. Thankfully, I would have no idea how to even begin now.

Life's tough for a male only child with a single mother and an ex-stepmother who helps out. I used to do those stupid hook-n-pull rug fucking things, too. And wear heels.

Just kidding! I was never any good in heels. I've always had bad ankles.

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tojo
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Registered: Jan 2004
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I can cross stitch, does that count?

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Paint CHiPs
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Bizarre. Top story on fark right now.




Young urban Americans get enthused over knitting
Thu Feb 5, 9:21 AM ET Add Offbeat - AFP to My Yahoo!

NEW YORK (AFP) - The December opening of Knit New York, a cafe and boutique rolled into one, shows a revival in knitting as a hobby.

People of all ages, male and female, also young people, are discovering or returning to the favored pastime of their grandmothers.

At Knit Cafe, people are queuing up for courses. Marianne Arroyo taught her 32-year-old daughter Julie there.

"It's the perfect combination between an excellent cappuccino and really interesting classes," she said Thursday.

Sarah Dan, who studies at New York University, knits everywhere she goes: class, metro, cinema.

"I did a whole sweater once in a law class," she said.

Dan, who has been knitting for just six months, finds that, although not cheap, it is a gratifying hobby. "It's an expensive hobby, but satisfying and it's a great way to meet people," he said.

Owen Fisher, retired, started to click the needles in 1997 while undergoing cancer treatment. Doctors recommended knitting would keep his discomfort under control while he was receiving chemotherapy.

"I've never stopped knitting since" then, he said. "It frees me from the social barriers. I basically live here, they even ordered my special tea brand."

"Knitting breaks barriers and encourages communication," said Miriam Maltagliati, boss of the knitting venues. She is amazed at the success she has seen with them.

"Who could have imagined that, in a city where no one speaks to anyone anymore?"

And she adds: "Yarns are more interesting to knit than they used to be."

"Knitting is the new yoga," said Lily Chin, author of the "Urban Knitter" who works with fashion designers Ralph Lauren and Vera Wang.

"People are tired of looking alike," she says. "Knitting can help them express their individuality."

Knitting hobby experts say the stress-reducing activity is gaining in popularity. The percentage of knitters below the age of 45 went from nine to 18 percent between 1996 and 2002.

At New York's Cabrini Medical Center, knitting is recommended to ease pain for people who are suffering under difficult treatment. Sewing, pottery, painting and design all help people who are sick "to feel they are still human" despite the pain, said Helen Carrier, nursing chief there.

Paige West, an anthropologist at the Columbia University describes people in urban areas as "alienated from the products of their daily work -- they never see a material product of their labor."

But knitting helps, she says, allowing the development of a social relationship between objects and people, as well as providing a material byproduct of their efforts.

"People can develop a social relationship with the objects and the people" allowing "some sort of production from which you can see the sensuous item straight away".

It also takes people back to the tradition of their grandmothers, changing the all too common scenario from sitting endlessly in front of the computer.

And the trend has not escaped the attention of fashion designers who, from Donna Karan to Giorgio Armani, are promoting it.

Some knitters will pay top price for a Malo knitting kit, a brand of Italian kashmir, at 979 dollars.

Others of more modest means look out for starter kits at affordable prices. Clothing store Urban Outfitters sells such a kit for 18 dollars.




Heh. You're right Smug, it's not gay at all. It's the new yoga!

You like to knit but you're afraid of needles. Man you are such a nancy-boy.

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skalie
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"People are tired of looking alike," she says. "Knitting can help them express their individuality."



Just the thing for an ex-goth.

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Aydin
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Come to think of it I have seen a lot of knitting going on on the subway and at work lately.

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deathbymonkeys
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I used to when I was younger but I haven't for quite some time now.

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SocialParasite
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My grandmother tried to teach me how to knit because it was a "valuable skill." Thankfully I never caught on to the whole knitting thing because if I had . . . man, I'd be so knitting something right now.

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missphinx
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I just started knitting again, FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.
I have about 5 feet of a dark purple chenille wool scarf finished, and an unfortunately ample amout of yarn remaining. I may need to resort to lots of fringe.

I want to get some metallic fake fur sparkly yarn next. Which may take a while, at the rate I knit.

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Originally posted by missphinx
I just started knitting again, FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.


You're all taking the piss out of me, and Paint made up that Fark link.

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Mordecai
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I know fuck all about knitting.

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missphinx
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Something like this next would be neato, although I want more shiny and different colors:
http://www.straw.com/cpy/patterns/s...ggle_scarf.html

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skalie
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wow

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Cage
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You can totally tie someone up with that. Deviant.

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And, if you so desired, you could knit a strong cord in with the fluffy stuff. Custom gear.

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DevilMoon
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I used to be able to weave a potholder out of those loop things, which I guess is on the shallow end of the hook and loop, weaving, crocheting, macrameing, knitting, cross-stitching spectrum.

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SimpleSimon
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I tried knitting. Didn't work - it was difficult to maintain the tension whilst holding the needle in my hook.

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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

I can sew moderately, can't knit though.

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