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There's ongoing threads about these SG's in every forum, so I thought I'd post one out here so we can clear this up once and for all:

1) 9/10 Sucide Girls are butt ugly.
2) Fuck you.
3) If you got the $, subscribe to Livejournal while your at it, they go hand in hand.
4) Softcore porn sucks.
5) If your so damb interested, get Limewire and DL it.

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great..just great

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1) I'd say it's more like 3/5.
2) Fuck you don't mean nothing anymore.
3) I use LJ but don't subscribe/view SG.
4) Wrong. Just plain wrong. MET and Hegre prove that.
5) Amen.

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Ok, 3/5 is the same as 6/10.

The other 2 are just bearable to look at.

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Sometimes they aren't careful in their screening and a hot one slips through.

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There's more to the site than the pictures. Or something.

I mean, there'd be no community there without porn in some form, but, uh, something something something.

You're right. 3 out of 5 IS 5 out of ten.

Ese.

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There's more to the site than the pictures. Or something.

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Let's face it: who goes there for the community? The models and the guys trying to fuck the models. The rest of the populace is there for a quick wank.

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Those are men, silly

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we did need another thread about this. i was thinking "do we? maybe..." and here you are to reassure me.

we definitely needed another thread.

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My avatar kicks ass.

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4) Wrong. Just plain wrong. MET and Hegre prove that.

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softcore porn sucks...
so i guess hardcore porn rules?

Here's an idea...why don't you go get laid Then you won't have to worry so much about porn

Oh..you're probably hideous and I can tell you're an idiot so...so much for that idea.

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You needed to add a few more of those in there. Just to, you know, add emphasis.

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BADGER BADGER BADGER

BADGER BADGER BADGER

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That's a good way to end any thread. Especially this one.

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Originally posted by Kayla
softcore porn sucks...
so i guess hardcore porn rules?

Here's an idea...why don't you go get laid Then you won't have to worry so much about porn

Oh..you're probably hideous and I can tell you're an idiot so...so much for that idea.

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Now we're cooking.

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I'm just trying to defuse the ticking timebomb that is Kayla.

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Kayla's comment reminds me of a story about a box.

Around 5 years ago, my father was visiting Nevada for a conference. It's around 2 in the afternoon and he's lost. Somehow, he's in a desert, it's all rather upsetting, I'm sure, being lost. So, he's on this desolate road going around 40 miles per hour and he notices that just on his side of the road ahead there's a brown box just sitting there. As he's getting closer and closer he starts to think about if he should hit the box or not. He's thinking maybe it would make a nice noise when he hits it, so he speeds up, hoping to really crush the bastard. So he aims his left side at the box so he'll run over it with his tire and get a really nice noise out of it. As he's about to hit it, a 4 year old girl CRAWLS out of it.

Anyway, my dad almost running a 4 year old isn't really the point. It's just what a nice comment that seemed to be with all of the smilies. I was reading it and thinking "You know what, I think him getting laid would be a great idea, Kayla might just be on t- HOLY SHIT".

So, yeah.

That's my story.

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You tell a good story. Not Bill Cosby or William Burroughs good, but good enough.

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Oh, the conclusion.

My dad HIT the breaks and narrowly missed her. Then he slowed backed up over her.

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How bout you help me out?

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No, I kind of made it up. It never happened. I don't think my father has ever been to Nevada.

(my father is absolutely crazy as I'm sure Irina will tell you)

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