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Lee
l337 h4x0r

Registered: Jan 2004
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All Smokers Are Fags:





Everyone knows that smoking is a sign of hidden homosexual urges:
Gay's are 70% more likely to smoke than the general population. Qualify it Bitch!
Think about it- Sucking on little sticks.
You know the English to call cigerrets fags...

Smokers Don't Smell Nice:
Their homes stink, their cars stink, and their clothes stink, but that's a given and they know it.

"So why don't they quit if they know it?"

Smoking Is A Sign Of Weakness:
Smokers know the risks. They know they stink and that they're gay. (In partial) But they can't stop due to lack of willpower. Also, smoking is a sign of general social disadvantage. QUALIFY IT BITCH!

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3MTA3
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Registered: Apr 2003
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Blah blah blah. Why dont you stay the fuck outta other people business you fuckin tosser?

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Lee
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Hmmm... must be a smoker.
A stupid one at that...

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plum
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You could just say "smoking is bad" without making yourself look dumb by drawing irrelevant social parellels.

I happen to think that people with relatively high post counts/day are socially disadvantaged and sexually insecure.

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Lee
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What about people with 10,000 post counts?

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Smug Git
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Losers.

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And smokers, mostly.

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Smug Git
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Nothing a supply of reorientation patches couldn't fix, though.

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horizon
I Win!

Registered: Sep 2001
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why don't you give me a rim job you fucking ass prick.

the fact that I/we smoke has nothing to do with you. Me smoking a ciggie today is not going to affect your life in any way so why the fuck do you care. you sit here and post a thread saying smoking is bad and we stink blah blah blah. it just so happens i enjoy smoking. i dont have to smoke, sometimes ill go 3 days without smoking, but i like to do it. you, on the other hand, are a fag. you are trying to pin homosexual urges on people that do things that you don't, just to cover up your homosexual urges. there is a word for it, it is called denial.

and before you post it, everyone here already knows about mine. so you can just lick my anus.

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horizon
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oh and one more thing, you made a comment about homosexuals and sucking on little sticks.

how the fuck are you going to sterotype all homosexuals like that. did you ever take the time to think that there are female homosexuals and they do anything but suck on little sticks. so are you saying that by being lesbian you are at a greater risk of not smoking? or are you just spouting off your little 13 year old mouth again?

fuck off and die

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Avondale
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smoking causes hostility?

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horizon
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/me lights a ciggie

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'Lil Lulu
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Registered: Feb 2004
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I smoke so I don't eat. I am not fat, I just like to eat. I smoke instead though. I am far from being a fag though

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Azrael
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Well Lee is a dickhead but smokers *are* stupid even if thats the only thing they are stupid about.

PS Lee should FOAD.

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mudded
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Stopping is for quitters

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Lee
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And all along... The fags were hiding in the closet I was cleaning...

Hey look! A carton of GPC Menthol 100 Ultra-Light Filterless Slims!

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philjit
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we don;t call cigarettes fags because they are gay you know. A fag relates to the tailend of a piece of close. Thus cigarettes butts were called (in the cloth industry) fagends, leading to fag for whole ciggarettes.

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Lee
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Ahhh, so the fag is the butt?

Or is that: "up the butt"?

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Spaceboy
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uh oh!
It looks our very own gothrock stud got carded at his local Quick Check!

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philjit
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quote:
Originally posted by Lee
Or is that: "up the butt"?


What you dream about doing with professional footballers is your business.

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morgana
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quote:
Originally posted by plum

I happen to think that people with relatively high post counts/day are socially disadvantaged and sexually insecure.




says the man who admits to not having any in two years.

die.

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Lee
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Death to Lee.

that just looks good...

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seantb
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i remember when the word "fag" ment a smoke.
i.e.
"can i bum a fag?"

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Dreamengineer
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Lee the last thing I would believe is a bunch of convicts telling me about the dangers of smoking
still you refer to the term fag quite often, my guess is your dying for an ass raping
so quit the shit posts and come clean, your a closet drag-queen in dire need of a bum-stuffing

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Lee
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Wow, yer jus' followin' my posts like a lost puppy...

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