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Let me say right up front that I really think this is just a step below fapping to pics of Sandra Bernhard in the "goddamn, I'm bored" department, so nobody will hold it against you if you just click the "back" button on your browser and go your merry way.

I've been doing a wee bit of detective work, out of idle curiousity, about the identity of our latest attention-whoring inmate, Lee. He/she/it has created shitloads of posts and threads in the past week (how many are there, anyway? 18? 25?) so I think it would be fun to figure out who he/she/it is.

He/she/it sure seem to have something against the Wraith. Now, we all know there's nothing unusual about that (who doesn't?), but he hasn't posted here in ages, since last Spring I think. Why should a n00b get their panties in a knot about someone who isn't even a member here anymore? Would you join a forum and then rag on a member who hasn't posted in nearly a year?

I decided to run some of Lee's frequently missppeled words through the sacred Asylum search function (be sure to check the "show results as posts" in the lower left, otherwise you'll have to dig through the entire threads) and it didn't take long to figure out who he/she/it is. I'd just say it, but I think it would be more fun to let people figure it out for themselves.

In the meantime, does anybody have any new pics of Sandra Bernhard? This one has gotten old. (It's remarkable how little time it takes for nude pics of Sandy to fail to arouse one's mammalian reproductive tract.)



Thanks for playing!

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no one here but you and me.

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It would be a lot easier to just ask MsrtG.
Save yourself the hastle.

Besides... They're not on your side you worthless peice of...

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In the meantime, does anybody have any new pics of Sandra Bernhard?

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From Playboy?!?
Like they'd shoot that station wagon in the background...

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looks a bit like corey haim.

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That's actually from her stolen home video.
Y'know what's that's like right?

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ha ha... yes in fuckin' deed.

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I came here hoping to see n00b boobies.

Gimme boobs damnit

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I can see why she's gay. No guy in their right mind would wanna hit that shit.

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Why'd G take down the photos?

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can't attach porn to the asylum albums. even if it looks like corey haim in lipstick.

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I don't care if he's an alter ego.
Its fun.

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Sure is fun when you've put the twat on 'ignore'.

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Peter you bitch! Lee exposed suggests that you will expose him.

So quit all this I shant name names shit and tell us!

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Lee is actually Princess Heather.

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Well, maybe.

But isn't PrincessHeather actually ToadyRage?

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ToadyRage is YesterdaysRage.

I wish Lee were Princess Heather. Cuz then I could make countless "Clean up that kitchen floor" style jokes.

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we're waiting. i can't be bothered to search. spill.

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I'll take a stab and say it Gorilla Biscuit.

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missppeled words

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PrincessHeather or not... Pop!

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Someone just post the answer.

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haha, even Master P doesn't know. I switched IPS's.

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ha ha you guys suck!

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