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Dreamengineer
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unpleasant cockler jokes

Two sharks are swimming in the Irish Sea.
One says to the other: "God I'm bored of mackerel
...let's swim to Morecambe and pick up a Chinese."

Q: What are a Chinaman's favourite shoes?
A: Winkle pickers.

Morecambe council are spending thousands of
pounds on their sea defences. Apparently there
are a few chinks in it...

Police have solved the Morecambe Bay tragedy:
the pickers were told to come out of the water
when it hit knee high. Unfortunately Nee Hi
was sitting in the van...

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Some people are just fucking unteachable.

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Dreamengineer here, believes his little "circle jerk" smileys do him justice.

They we're funny the first time I saw them last year...

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Dreamengineer is actually an alias of smug git. our boy smug likes to slum it now and again.

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Then whos alias are you then?

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I think one of the chinks name was Way-Din. Dunno just heard thats all.

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dross

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Dross?

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philjit = dross

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Phil?

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hahahahahahah





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God your an ugly twat! And what the fuck are you holding in the first pic? Is that a blunt?

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its a fried grub that I ate in S.Africa.

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Tasty?

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first one was ok. Second one (see picture)

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That's our Penfold!

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Dreamengineer
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quote:
Originally posted by Cage
Some people are just fucking unteachable.


and your point is?

quote:
Originally posted by Lee
Dreamengineer here, believes his little "circle jerk" smileys do him justice.

They we're funny the first time I saw them last year...


Sorry its old skool tard boy, next time I will ask you for tips on how to be funny yeah......

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