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manager of southampton football club, in his post match interview best:



Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are
the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No! I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job
and I said, "no, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless!"


Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?
Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the
Coventry one, that's for sure.


Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?
Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We
were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into
Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us
to win the Champions League?


Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.


Reporter: How do you feel about your player Delgado's comments in the
Press this week?
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a
yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my
priority rather than Agustin Delgado.

Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy
to get your first win under your belt, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to
bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on
there.

Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home,
become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.

Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here.
I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.

Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.

Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.

Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" (then walks off....)

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Wasn't laughing when Saints got smashed my the mighty Henri

All Hail the Gunners!

(including you, Yiddo)

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Damn, that's some funny stuff. How is it that we have a zillion teams stateside with anti-media coaches, and none of them can pull it off with that kind of elan?

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quote:

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Originally posted by urbanjunkie


Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" (then walks off....)

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quote:

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Originally posted by urbanjunkie
Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home,
become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.

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Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" (then walks off....)

LOL

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He needs to register here so I can point him.

Sports interviews run to the retarded.

-m

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