Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Wetaskiwin AB, Canada
Posts: 1438

Blah...

As I sit here eating maple frost cookies and drinking kool-aid from a sprite bottle, and wait for my G/F to come back from picking up her friend, I'm forced to ask.... What did I do to deserve this?

Anyways.

Just because I can:

NO, you can't

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
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SO I'm fucking this chick last night right? And her dad comes storming into the room with a bat. Mother fucker jumps on me and rips me off of her, throws me out side and proceeds to beat me with the Louisville.


Not really. But it would have been well hell of a saturday night.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
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i spent last night at the cinema, eating Phish Food and watching 'Billy Elliot' with my GF - damn cool night...


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"The only thing the Spice Girls ever did for 'Girl Power' was persuade 8 year old girls to dress like 50 year old hookers"

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: b0ulder
Posts: 5126

i forgot it was daylight savings time and came home early. that's okay, i was pretty well established by that point anyway.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: baton rouge, la
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i got bitched at by my favorite person in the world because i "hate" her, and then went to sleep. i'm so lame.

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your joy is your sorrow unmasked. and the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears.
and how else can it be?
the deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
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i got drunk, almost got beat up by a bunch of rednecks came home and ended up on the floor

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164

My foot fell asleep last night before I did. I slept fine, but my foot was restless all night.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Los Gatos, California, USA
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As I sit here at work, reading Anth3m's post, I wonder what a "maple frost cookie" is. There is a good chance people will think I'm not all that bright for wondering. Of course people may already think that, I dont really know. Its a good thing I dont really care...

Maybe someone will let me know, maybe they wont. Again, I dont really care, I'll forget I even posted this in about an hour...

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repeat after me:
"I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines"

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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I'm taking a break from writing a Sociology paper that's due tuesday. I hate the paper topic, so it's going really slowly.


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"Today I learned that on the inside...
I'm pretty fucking ugly."

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
Posts: 5704

quote:

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Originally posted by Blennidae:
As I sit here at work, reading Anth3m's post, I wonder what a "maple frost cookie" is.

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Just in case you didn't forget

Maple Frost Cookies

Ingredients
1 cup packed brown sugar
3/4 cup butter
1 teaspoon maple flavored extract
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 egg
1 teaspoon baking soda
2 cups confectioners' sugar
2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons milk
1 teaspoon maple flavored extract

Directions

1 Combine flour and baking soda, set aside.

2 Mix together the brown sugar, 1 teaspoon maple extract, vanilla, 3/4 cup butter and egg. Stir in the flour mixture. The dough will be very sticky.

3 Drop onto greased cookie sheet. Bake for 10-12 minutes at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Let rest for one minute before removing from cookie sheet. Frost when cool.

4 To Make Frosting: Combine 2 cups confectioners' sugar, 2 tablespoons butter, 2 tablespoons milk, and 1 teaspoon maple extract. Spread over cooled cookies.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Nanaimo, BC
Posts: 1122

I went to the punk rock show last night, got drunk, went to a friend's apartment, got wayyyyyy too ripped, and left vegetable soup in her plastic wastepaper bin. Happy Hallowe'en, Robyn!

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: canadian rockies
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Joey:

Will you be my Mom?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
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quote:

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Originally posted by bowmore:
Joey:

Will you be my Mom?

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Nope, but you can be one of my bitches

I treat them all very kindly, just ask Dead Inside

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: canadian rockies
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close enough,

I accept!!!

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Location: Delaware
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quote:

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Originally posted by bowmore:
close enough,

I accept!!!

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: atlanta
Posts: 6347

Joey, can I be one?

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: canadian rockies
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When I was a kid my grandma always gave us a shot of whiskey when we were sick.

one shot of bowmore 25yr old single malt coming up!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
Posts: 5704

*sniff* Thank you bowmore....and yes Avondale, you may join the ranks of my bitches.

I'm going to bed now...night night sweet bitches

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: atlanta
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My life will never be the same. Thanks Joey!!

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
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quote:

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Originally posted by Joeycat:

quote:

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Originally posted by Blennidae:
As I sit here at work, reading Anth3m's post, I wonder what a "maple frost cookie" is.

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Just in case you didn't forget

Maple Frost Cookies

Ingredients
1 cup packed brown sugar
3/4 cup butter
1 teaspoon maple flavored extract
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 egg
1 teaspoon baking soda
2 cups confectioners' sugar
2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons milk
1 teaspoon maple flavored extract

Directions

1 Combine flour and baking soda, set aside.

2 Mix together the brown sugar, 1 teaspoon maple extract, vanilla, 3/4 cup butter and egg. Stir in the flour mixture. The dough will be very sticky.

3 Drop onto greased cookie sheet. Bake for 10-12 minutes at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Let rest for one minute before removing from cookie sheet. Frost when cool.

4 To Make Frosting: Combine 2 cups confectioners' sugar, 2 tablespoons butter, 2 tablespoons milk, and 1 teaspoon maple extract. Spread over cooled cookies.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Wetaskiwin AB, Canada
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quote:

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Originally posted by Joeycat:

quote:

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Originally posted by Blennidae:
As I sit here at work, reading Anth3m's post, I wonder what a "maple frost cookie" is.

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Just in case you didn't forget

Maple Frost Cookies

Ingredients
1 cup packed brown sugar
3/4 cup butter
1 teaspoon maple flavored extract
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 egg
1 teaspoon baking soda
2 cups confectioners' sugar
2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons milk
1 teaspoon maple flavored extract

Directions

1 Combine flour and baking soda, set aside.

2 Mix together the brown sugar, 1 teaspoon maple extract, vanilla, 3/4 cup butter and egg. Stir in the flour mixture. The dough will be very sticky.

3 Drop onto greased cookie sheet. Bake for 10-12 minutes at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Let rest for one minute before removing from cookie sheet. Frost when cool.

4 To Make Frosting: Combine 2 cups confectioners' sugar, 2 tablespoons butter, 2 tablespoons milk, and 1 teaspoon maple extract. Spread over cooled cookies.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
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Originally posted by Roshigoth:
I'm taking a break from writing a Sociology paper that's due tuesday. I hate the paper topic, so it's going really slowly.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
Posts: 5704

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Originally posted by -Anth3m-:

LOL! THAT was the first time I have laughed out loud for a looooooong time. Thanks Joeycat, you da fukkin MAN!!

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Lord, I hope I'm not a man...I'd have to take all of these lovely bustiers back to the leather shop

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Registered: Jul 2000
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No, no JoeyCat. You are definitely female. Those bustiers **need** you! Don't take them back.

Yes, and I approve. Heartily. Excellent. You and your magic cookie.

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