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Gravity's a real bitch...

From wire service:

WASHINGTON STATE

A 7-year-old boy practicing professional wrestling moves he had seen on television bounced off his bed and tumbled out a second-story window. Casey Sabalsa of Tacoma sustained minor cuts and bruises after smashing through the bedroom window and tumbling two stories onto a cusion of grass. After falling, the boy walked into the house to tell his mother about the broken window. "He was jumping from the dresser and doing like a backflip thing to the bed, and he missed the bed and went straight out the window," his mother said. The boy was treated for cuts, bruises and minor internal injuries. He was in the hospital in satisfactory condition Friday. "Sometimes it hurts to wrestle," he said." Amen.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
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A winner was not he.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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Holy shit, as I was reading that and thinking that the kid was a moron I was absentmindedly playing with a stapler and somehow drove a staple into my finger as far as it would go. I pulled it out and now I am trying not to bleed on the keyboard. You'd be surprised how much a staple hurts/bleeds. Just think, in a couple days when my cable company hooks me back up I can keep you posted on every stupid thing I do.

DM

ps. i am also wearing a fake mustache for no apparent reason. I am not even on drugs.

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I knew that WWF was evil.

Good thing he wasn't higher up in an apartment building.

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Registered: Oct 2000
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Originally posted by DevilMoon:

ps. i am also wearing a fake mustache for no apparent reason. I am not even on drugs.

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Originally posted by DevilMoon:
. . . ps. i am also wearing a fake mustache for no apparent reason. I am not even on drugs.

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This reminds me that over 90% of Earth's human population is two genes away from being a monkey.

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"Your experiment this week, Joel, is called Pod People. It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with *hurting*." - Dr. Forrester, MST3K

Was it something you would do for anybody?
Was it what you'd only do for me?
Or was it something where you acted when you saw the need
And knew that there would be a way the act could be repaid
And so it may, but for today
I want to thank you for putting me back in my snail shell

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Originally posted by SocialParasite:
This reminds me that over 90% of Earth's human population is two genes away from being a monkey.

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It's NOT a red bra, it's a cumberbund with secret pockets, you curmudgeon.
And you know damn good and well it was Mad Dog, because you swiped the other bottle and I didn't sell my genes, I said I sold SOME jeans. I sold your Levis. You should pay more attention to where you drop your clothes when you decide to get nekkid and howl at the moon.
The Japs pay big bucks for used Levis.

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I would prefer it if you didnt speak about gravity in such a way, it has served me well in many a difficult situation.
A world without gravity would be good in the same way a world without police would be good. Everything would be cool for about 5 minutes, then everything would go a bit mad.
Leave gravity alone you bastards!
If it hadnt been for gravity that kid mighta been hit by a fucking plane!

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Registered: Jul 2000
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gravity sucks that way,
i want to stay in the air for a couple more seconds at least

lucky boy

whats wrong with wearing red bras? as long as you have the matching panties that is.

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Originally posted by Harsh1:
I would prefer it if you didnt speak about gravity in such a way, it has served me well in many a difficult situation.
A world without gravity would be good in the same way a world without police would be good. Everything would be cool for about 5 minutes, then everything would go a bit mad.
Leave gravity alone you bastards!
If it hadnt been for gravity that kid mighta been hit by a fucking plane!

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
This is, perhaps, the first time I have ever heard somebody give a pro-gravity post.

Strange.

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Gravity is a myth. The earth sucks.

Yes, I know it's an old one, but I felt it was appropriate here.

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Originally posted by Roshigoth:
Gravity is a myth. The earth sucks. . . .

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