Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Bonners Ferry, ID
Posts: 681

THE TRUTH BEHIND THE ADMINS!!!!!

First off this is an anarchy post.

Now that thats out of the way.
It has recently come to my attention that the admins and some mods used to be in a sitcom from the seventies.

Here my friends I will reveal the truth behind their huge scheme.

It all started at a little place we like to call James Buchanan High.

Exhibit A: A cast photo tho it does not contain all the members it does contain the main players.

We have here the main admins in their heyday on the show welcome back kotter or should we say MstrG.

Exhibit B:Here is a list of the cast members and who they really are in the asylum.

Freddie 'Boom Boom' Washington: Is PaintCHiPs

Gabe Kotter: Is MstrG

Juan Epstein: Is Dingle

Vinnie Barbarino: Is Wonderaz

Arnold Horshack: Is J E B Stuart

And not pictured are the following.

Rosalie 'Hotsy' Totzi: Is Joeycat

Vice Principal Woodman: Is Pangloss

Verna Jean: Is Missphinx

Coach Caruso: Is Top

Ok the proof is all here.
If you need more you should check out www.kotter.com

Long live the Barbarino.

Also wonderaz in real life is a dead ringer for vinnie and has been heard to say "Hey, my hair is really wierd dis morning."

"Weird" that is classic V.B.



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The Four Noble Truths are....

DUKKHA

SAMUDAYA:"The arising of Dukkha."

NIRODHA:"The cessation of Dukkha."

MAGGA:"The path"

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Originally posted by puff the magic daddy:
Verna Jean: Is Missphinx

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Damn. The secret's out now.

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Location: Bangor, ME
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damn mstrG must really smell judging from that guys reaction

Registered: Jul 2000
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No, he was watching you pee in the corner off-camera.

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Hi there.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
Hi there.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Pangloss:
What sort of introduction is that?
Are you new?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
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What? Is my hair mussed? Sumtin ain't right here. Who toll him?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Los Gatos, California, USA
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Of course you realize the average age and varied nationalities of the reading audience leaves them with probably no real recollection of the sweathogs.

That might be seen as a good thing if you think about it...

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Originally posted by Blennidae:
Of course you realize the average age and varied nationalities of the reading audience leaves them with probably no real recollection of the sweathogs.

That might be seen as a good thing if you think about it...

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Right there beside you..
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i was too liddle for the original screenings, but i caught the repeats - and how i wish i didn't..

That show is evil

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Location: In a Blue, Blue State
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If disco wasn't bad enough, '70's tv was.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18490

That show blew the proverbial goat.

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"Your experiment this week, Joel, is called Pod People. It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with *hurting*." - Dr. Forrester, MST3K

Was it something you would do for anybody?
Was it what you'd only do for me?
Or was it something where you acted when you saw the need
And knew that there would be a way the act could be repaid
And so it may, but for today
I want to thank you for putting me back in my snail shell

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
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I loved that show.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Ivory Tower, USA
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I *loved* "Welcome Back Kotter" when I was 10 or so. Then it went off the air and I never saw it again. Until....

Two weeks ago. Sunday afternoon, I'm flipping channels and THERE it is! The first episode no less. Was it Nickelodeon? They play four episodes back-to-back. I watch them all. And they SUCK!!! Every single minute redefines suckdom!

One of those many times when my childhood memories didn't quite live up to my adult re-experiences. Sort of like the haunted house at the Boardwalk. Cool/terrifying once upon a time. Dumb and predictable now.

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The eeevil Anti-Sweathog, "Bo," lives in my town and runs some summer theatre stuff with Johnny T's (Wonderaz's?) sister Ellen. He's a painter, now. I think his name is Stephen Shortridge.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Bonners Ferry, ID
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You know even if you hated the show it does not matter. The point is that the asylum is run by the old cast members.

Wonderaz told me this morning that he was really upset that I told the truth about this highly sensitive subject. And that he had to hold MstrG in his arms all night because he was crying his eyes out apparently the show holds some bad memories for the former Gabe Kotter.

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The Four Noble Truths are....

DUKKHA

SAMUDAYA:"The arising of Dukkha."

NIRODHA:"The cessation of Dukkha."

MAGGA:"The path"

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To my shame, I must admit that I own a vinyl album of Gabe Kaplan's stand-up routine. I can't remember the title off hand, but it's called something like "Popsicles and Donut Holes." Something really, really hep like that.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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BLASPHEMY!!!! YOU ARE ALL GUILTY OF BLASPHEMY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!!!

YOU SHALL ALL BE BURNED AT THE STAKE!!!!

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You wouldn't burn up lil' ol' Verna Jean, would you?

I thought we were pals?

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Sky King; Rat Patrol; Cheyenne; Palladin; Sea Hunt; Rifleman; Wagon Train; Rawhide; Peter Gunn; etc.--now, there was some REAL television. Amen.

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Originally posted by J E B Stuart:
Sky King; Rat Patrol; Cheyenne; Palladin; Sea Hunt; Rifleman; Wagon Train; Rawhide; Peter Gunn; etc.--now, there was some REAL television. Amen.

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