The Asylum Private Messages Options Search Blogs Images Chat Cam Portals Calendar FAQ's Join  
Asylum Forums : Powered by vBulletin version 2.2.8 Asylum Forums > Políticás der Monde > Al Franken's book
Pages (2): [1] 2 »   Last Thread   Next Thread
Author
Thread [new thread]    [post reply]
philjit
Arch-Enemy of Idealism

Registered: Jan 2002
Location: UK
Posts: 13002

Al Franken's book

You know, it really is quite amusing.He certainly understands why Rupert Murdoch is a cunt, which is always a bonus.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 05:52 AM
philjit is offline Click Here to See the Profile for philjit Click here to Send philjit a Private Message Find more posts by philjit Add philjit to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
lucidnightmare
Max Power

Registered: Nov 2003
Location: North Myrtle Beach SC
Posts: 3353

i think Al Franken is a cunt .

__________________
NECROTIC OBSESSION

A chicken in every pot and a cap in every ass.
Peter;The Family Guy

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 06:33 AM
lucidnightmare is offline Click Here to See the Profile for lucidnightmare Click here to Send lucidnightmare a Private Message Visit lucidnightmare's homepage! Find more posts by lucidnightmare Add lucidnightmare to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Klute
.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location:
Posts: 22

Operation Chicken Hawk is super fuckin funny.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 06:50 AM
Klute is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Klute Click here to Send Klute a Private Message Find more posts by Klute Add Klute to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Goatboy
the anticlimax

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
Posts: 9187

Should be read for the humour alone.

__________________
Arbeit Macht Frei

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 09:13 AM
Goatboy is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Goatboy Click here to Send Goatboy a Private Message Find more posts by Goatboy Add Goatboy to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 24748

Al Franken is #16 on my list of people to strangle with their own intestines.

__________________
I think the best possible way to show Iran that nuclear weapons are not what they want is to give them one. - Steven Colbert

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 10:47 AM
Trenchant_Troll is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Trenchant_Troll Click here to Send Trenchant_Troll a Private Message Find more posts by Trenchant_Troll Add Trenchant_Troll to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Smug Git
Arrogance Personified

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35656

It would be better, and more poetic, if you stangled the idiot Anne Coulter with his intestines, then buried them in the 69 position. Idiot symbiotes.

__________________
I want to live and I want to love
I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 11:31 AM
Smug Git is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Smug Git Click here to Send Smug Git a Private Message Find more posts by Smug Git Add Smug Git to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
euphorbia
caustic milk - hybrid

Registered: Apr 2001
Location:
Posts: 16728

Al Franken is a much bigger ignorant hate mongerer than ann culter, sorry smug.

__________________
taste the fucking rainbow

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 12:01 PM
euphorbia is offline Click Here to See the Profile for euphorbia Click here to Send euphorbia a Private Message Visit euphorbia's homepage! Find more posts by euphorbia Add euphorbia to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Smug Git
Arrogance Personified

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35656

I wasn't talking about hatemongering, just being a cunt.

Although 'liberals are as bad as terrorists' was pretty special.

For hatemongering, you could take O'Reilly and pair Coulter with Micheal Moore.

__________________
I want to live and I want to love
I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 12:04 PM
Smug Git is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Smug Git Click here to Send Smug Git a Private Message Find more posts by Smug Git Add Smug Git to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
philjit
Arch-Enemy of Idealism

Registered: Jan 2002
Location: UK
Posts: 13002

Its such a shame the people cannot laugh at his humour and forget the politics.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 01:37 PM
philjit is offline Click Here to See the Profile for philjit Click here to Send philjit a Private Message Find more posts by philjit Add philjit to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Goatboy
the anticlimax

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
Posts: 9187

Thumbs up

quote:
Originally posted by philjit
Its such a shame the people cannot laugh at his humour and forget the politics.

__________________
Arbeit Macht Frei

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 01:47 PM
Goatboy is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Goatboy Click here to Send Goatboy a Private Message Find more posts by Goatboy Add Goatboy to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Caffeine
Caffeine

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
Al Franken is a much bigger ignorant hate mongerer than ann culter, sorry smug.


No, you.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 03:09 PM
Caffeine is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Caffeine Click here to Send Caffeine a Private Message Find more posts by Caffeine Add Caffeine to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
euphorbia
caustic milk - hybrid

Registered: Apr 2001
Location:
Posts: 16728

quote:
Originally posted by philjit
Its such a shame the people cannot laugh at his humour and forget the politics.


You probably havent seen enough of this guy to understand just how contemptible he really is. He cracks a joke every now and then but mostly when he opens his fat sinking mouth he is spewing unsubstantiated hate.

__________________
taste the fucking rainbow

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 04:35 PM
euphorbia is offline Click Here to See the Profile for euphorbia Click here to Send euphorbia a Private Message Visit euphorbia's homepage! Find more posts by euphorbia Add euphorbia to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
philjit
Arch-Enemy of Idealism

Registered: Jan 2002
Location: UK
Posts: 13002

that wouldn't matter to me. If he makes me laugh I wouldn't care. I really couldn;t care less about his politics. The book is funny.

What is the "hate" that he spews exactly?

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 04:50 PM
philjit is offline Click Here to See the Profile for philjit Click here to Send philjit a Private Message Find more posts by philjit Add philjit to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
snarkychick
strappy shoes

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: kansas.
Posts: 346

I saw Al Franken here a few years ago, and a friend was working at the auditorium where he was speaking. A Kansas minister by the name of Fred Phelps decided to bring his tribe to the city to protest Al's presence. Someone said to Al, "Hey, Fred Phelps is here", and Al thought it was just some local Kansas somebody, and waved it off a few times. But when another person explained to him who/why they were there, Al Franken got up and said, "But I'm not gay." The next thing out of his mouth was, "I've gotta meet this guy." He went out, shook hands, talked to him about what he thought, and then went back in and did his speech. I've always liked that about him. And his books make me giggle.


On a side note, when George Carlin performed here last November, that minister was out there, as well, with those damn placards that said "God Hates Fags", "Die Fag Die", etc., and George had a hey-day with the monosyllabism of all of the signs.

__________________
my manners, abominable at times, can be sweet. as i grew older i became a drunk. why? because i like ecstasy of the mind. i'm a wretch. but i love love. ~ jack kerouac

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 05:00 PM
snarkychick is offline Click Here to See the Profile for snarkychick Click here to Send snarkychick a Private Message Visit snarkychick's homepage! Find more posts by snarkychick Add snarkychick to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Goatboy
the anticlimax

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
Posts: 9187

quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
You probably havent seen enough of this guy to understand just how contemptible he really is. He cracks a joke every now and then but mostly when he opens his fat sinking mouth he is spewing unsubstantiated hate.


Guess I know what book to buy you for your birthday.

__________________
Arbeit Macht Frei

Last edited by Goatboy on 04-07-2004 at 05:59 PM

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 05:52 PM
Goatboy is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Goatboy Click here to Send Goatboy a Private Message Find more posts by Goatboy Add Goatboy to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Goatboy
the anticlimax

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
Posts: 9187

I'd bang Phelps' hot daughter. Or daughter-in-law.

Anything for free chocolate.

__________________
Arbeit Macht Frei

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 05:54 PM
Goatboy is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Goatboy Click here to Send Goatboy a Private Message Find more posts by Goatboy Add Goatboy to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
euphorbia
caustic milk - hybrid

Registered: Apr 2001
Location:
Posts: 16728

quote:
Originally posted by philjit

What is the "hate" that he spews exactly?



do a search

yeah I guess when he isn’t physically assaulting dissenters at dean speeches he is a fantastic dude.

I think he is funniest when he is on fire.

__________________
taste the fucking rainbow

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 05:58 PM
euphorbia is offline Click Here to See the Profile for euphorbia Click here to Send euphorbia a Private Message Visit euphorbia's homepage! Find more posts by euphorbia Add euphorbia to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
SocialParasite
100% pure failtanium.

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18808

quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
Al Franken is a much bigger ignorant hate mongerer than ann culter, sorry smug.


Gold.

Al Franken uses humor and a slightly condescending tone. Anne Coulter yells, screaches, hollars, bites, and sctratches. The woman needs an MHTP.

__________________
The pinnacle of Failbot technology.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 06:38 PM
SocialParasite is offline Click Here to See the Profile for SocialParasite Click here to Send SocialParasite a Private Message Visit SocialParasite's homepage! Find more posts by SocialParasite Add SocialParasite to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 24748

quote:
Originally posted by Smug Git
It would be better, and more poetic, if you stangled the idiot Anne Coulter with his intestines, then buried them in the 69 position. Idiot symbiotes.


Whether you like her style or not, Ann Coulter has more brains in her stool than Franken has in his skull.

__________________
I think the best possible way to show Iran that nuclear weapons are not what they want is to give them one. - Steven Colbert

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 06:51 PM
Trenchant_Troll is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Trenchant_Troll Click here to Send Trenchant_Troll a Private Message Find more posts by Trenchant_Troll Add Trenchant_Troll to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Smug Git
Arrogance Personified

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35656

What I have read of hers has been stupid, although I can't make myself read it on a regular basis. I don't understand why people can't sell books with sensible argumentation, but apparently they can't. I don't have any great enthusiasm for loud proclamations and portrayals of everything as simple (although PJ O'Rourke's writings have a certain charm), so my enjoyment of that sort of stuff is limited.

__________________
I want to live and I want to love
I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 06:57 PM
Smug Git is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Smug Git Click here to Send Smug Git a Private Message Find more posts by Smug Git Add Smug Git to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
CHiPsJr
Ginger-headed Troll

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Kansas City
Posts: 7504

O'Rourke isn't in the same category as any of the above. For one thing, O'Rourke is gleefully happy to go after his own party with tongs and a blowtorch when the opportunity arises. His stuff is simplistic only in the respect that he advocates his own opinion, not in the sense that he engages in blanket advocacy on behalf of a particular party. Hell, he endorsed Clinton in 1992.

When one of the major political parties finances a mass-buy of one of his books in order to put it atop the best seller list, THEN you can put him on a list with Coulter, O'Reilly, Franken et al.

And even then, it had better be at the TOP of that list. O'Rourke is funny as hell.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 08:22 PM
CHiPsJr is offline Click Here to See the Profile for CHiPsJr Click here to Send CHiPsJr a Private Message Find more posts by CHiPsJr Add CHiPsJr to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Smug Git
Arrogance Personified

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35656

I was talking about the way that O'Rourke simplifies complicated things for entertainment value. But he doesn't seem to really believe that his simplification is the truth, nor really seem to be trying to convince us that it is. And yes, he is pretty funny. I haven't read Al Franken's book, so I can't comment on the stuff that people here are saying about him being funny.

__________________
I want to live and I want to love
I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 08:26 PM
Smug Git is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Smug Git Click here to Send Smug Git a Private Message Find more posts by Smug Git Add Smug Git to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
CHiPsJr
Ginger-headed Troll

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Kansas City
Posts: 7504

Yeah, that's a reasonable assessment of O'Rourke. About half the time he is pulling your leg:

"Remember that time we tied the minister's son to a post, dipped his pecker in cream, and turned a half-weaned calf loose on him? Well, that's what we should do to the Russians, except with atom bombs."

"The only solution for the middle east is to nuke the sands of the desert into one vast sheet of glass so we can go in and finish the bastards off with Windex."

The other half of the time, he's genuinely espousing his libertarian-conservative beliefs, but giving facetious reasons for them: "When Republicans rape the environment and wreck the national insfrastructure, at least they make a buck off it. Democrats do these things just for fun."

And the THIRD half of the time, he's actually giving cogent reasons for his beliefs (he's particularly good on economics), but by then nobody is taking him seriously.

Franken is, I think, pretty funny, although much more so when he's not engaged in a partisan screed. His SNL commentaries were one of the brighter spots of a very dark period in the history of the show.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 08:34 PM
CHiPsJr is offline Click Here to See the Profile for CHiPsJr Click here to Send CHiPsJr a Private Message Find more posts by CHiPsJr Add CHiPsJr to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
lady sianna
nefarious nymph

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: deep in the heart of...
Posts: 515

i don't know about any hate-mongering Al does, but he is damn funny.

quote:
from alternet.org:

Chief amongst those critics is comedian/political satirist Al Franken, who takes on the conservative media establishment with his fifth book "Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right" (Dutton, 2003). It is a 379-page tome that examines what Franken says are the litany of lies that right-wing entertainers, who indirectly receive their marching orders from conservative politicians, lobbyists and corporate owners, disseminate into society.

For "Lies", Franken employed a staff of Harvard University students, also known as "Team Franken", to dig through right-wing entertainers' comments through their own books, radio and television appearances, newspaper archives and Lexis-Nexis searches – which provide television and radio transcripts. Through these techniques, Franken literally dissects every utterance. Franken shows how rumor or gossip is born in the dominant right-wing media culture.


nothing hate-filled there, just good ol' search and destroy. those poor, poor people. how dare he expose their falsehoods?

__________________

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-07-2004 08:41 PM
lady sianna is offline