FuhQall
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Registered: Apr 2002
Location: At Home
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I can accomodate around 50, fuck you all if you want food, but I have kites for blankets, wetsuits for changes of clothes, a huge lake at the back of my house for washing in and a neighbors yard to piss and shit in.
If you don't mind fucking off each day before I open my shop at 10am you're welcome.
I have a boat for the lazy cunts who don't want to wash, a five minute drag across the lake should clean you up!!
PS. I only install and service hangovers, vomiting is not covered under the agreement, payment for breach of terms will involve a lost corpse and an empty seat on your plane home. Feel free to insert yourself in my wife, but touch my cat and your liver is mine!
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