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I have been deceased for days ...

Seriously, this has been me ------------> http://drivel.ca/europe/london/britishmuseum-corpse.jpg


Some grave digger came to unearth me, and it was terribly sad. It doesn't matter if I'm ready to leave the earth or not; when someone digs you up, it's really rotten. It would have made me cry today/tonight, if I still had viable tear ducts .........like this ------------->
http://www.littlemisswebmaster.co.u.../gollum-cry.jpg


Then I would think I was all cried out and I would look around and I imagined I felt the cold air against my rotting remains.




Disinterment is not for sissies.

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i thought you promised me your corpse

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I can't help that it was stolen . . .

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Forbidden?! How can I not have access to it?! I'm not at work!

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Id hit it.

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Bunkum? Are you sayin' yer a sissy?

Amen.

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They ruined the skin.

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mummy likes anal

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