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euphorbia
caustic milk - hybrid
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What egyptian diety are you?
Kewl
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You, Osiris, are one weird chap. You're a green skinned mummy whose true interest is vegetables, ever since you were chopped up and reconstituted (all except for your penis, which remains lost--your new one is made of wood, considerably dampening your libido). Now you rule the underworld justly but largely dispassionately.
mmmm wooden penis....
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billgerat
All hail the hypnotoad!
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Location: ObamaNation
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What Egyptian Deity are you? go to:the quiz!
You are Thoth, the most intellectual of the egyptian gods. You savor the muses in all their forms, and you'd rather observe than take action. You are considered peerlessly just, and so you are often considered the arbiter of the gods.
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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid
Registered: Mar 2004
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I am Thoth too. Must be the two "T" thing.
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Goatboy
the anticlimax
Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
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What Egyptian Deity are you? go to:the quiz!
Ok, hotshot. You're Seth, embodiment of hostility and chaos. And just like Seth, you're likely to be castrated before it's all over, so enjoy your fun now. Oh, and your head is an Aardvark.
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karen
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Location: seattle-ish
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What Egyptian Deity are you? go to:the quiz!
You're Amun. Amun was known as the hiding god, sometimes to the point of being considered invisible. While you might have your talents, you prefer to keep them to yourself. You created yourself, and you remain largely independent.
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euphorbia
caustic milk - hybrid
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quote:
Originally posted by Goatboy
you're likely to be castrated before it's all over, so enjoy your fun now.
Ill let you borrow my wooden penis.
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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
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quote:
Originally posted by mudded
I AM NUT.
We needed a test to conclude that?
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snarkychick
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'You're Anubis. You are commonly depicted as a dog, or as having a dog's head. In the olden days, you were grandly potent; indeed, you were once the sole lord of the dead. However, those days passed long ago, Osiris usurped your throne, and you've been relegated to a less exciting role in the universe. You spend most of your time lounging about the acropolis in Memphis and howling at the Dogstar."
well that sounds fun.
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SocialParasite
100% pure failtanium.
Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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You are speaking to a man who has injured himself. Pass me the medicaid benefit application. Holding it down. Taking my time. Municipal girl on the end of the line. Tell me my numbers. Send me some batteries. Stay out of sight, out of mind. The whole world is going to believe you get what you pay for. The first taste is free.
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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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NUT.
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This has been downloaded 110 time(s).
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Cockney_Rebel
Loose Cannon! BOOM!
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You're Horus, egyptian god of the sky. You lived to revenge your father against Seth, who betrayed and slew him. You defeated him after an 80 year struggle, losing an eye in the process, and then castrated him when you won. You got your eye back, but you gave it to your father, Osiris. How sweet.
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euphorbia
caustic milk - hybrid
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quote:
Originally posted by Cockney_Rebel
You're Horus, egyptian god of the sky. You lived to revenge your father against Seth, who betrayed and slew him. You defeated him after an 80 year struggle, losing an eye in the process, and then castrated him when you won. You got your eye back, but you gave it to your father, Osiris. How sweet.
You gave me an eye? Coolest gift eveh!
Joey where's my allowance?
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Cockney_Rebel
Loose Cannon! BOOM!
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Daddy!!!!!!
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GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
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"You are GeeEffWyris, God of the Fools.
You speak in hushed tones because
no one wants to hear you anyhoo!!
You tried killing your father, but
missed and killed your mother.
To avenge your mother's death,
you killed the mailman who
came 15 minutes late with
her Verizon bill. Now the entire
post office is out to avenge that
murder by stamping you to death."
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flocat
PINKO
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: East Bay
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What Egyptian Deity are you? go to:the quiz!
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Rokkr
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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Cwesting
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What Egyptian Deity are you? go to:the quiz!
You are Thoth, the most intellectual of the egyptian gods. You savor the muses in all their forms, and you'd rather observe than take action. You are considered peerlessly just, and so you are often considered the arbiter of the gods.
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ignatz mouse
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you obviously cheated ... *brains Rokkr with a brick
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