Registered: Aug 2000
Location: ObamaNation
Posts: 14452

What a concept. Use them before you turn into someplace.

Brought to you by the Committee to Use Turn Signals Because I Almost Hit Some Fucking Asshole Who Has No Clue About Using Them, Inc.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164

*turns on right signal light before turning into Images of Desanctity*

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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Lat: 43° 42' 0 N, Long: 79° 34' 0 W
Posts: 2827

Hah. My father has a terrible habit of not using his signals. He says he only uses them when he needs them (aka when other drivers aren't nearby). The thing is, he never considers pedestrians and the fact that they too may want to be notified about lane changes...

I'd give him at least ten points for every parcel delivery guy he hit that doesn't use their BIKE signals... I hate bicycles because they rarely use signals at all, and with the way they dodge in and out of traffic? I think they deserve whatever's coming to them... especially the bumper of a mack truck.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 19657

The best driving is Defensive Driving.
The best Defense is a good Offense.
A good offensive player never broadcasts his moves.
Fuck turn signals, they are the sign of a weak driver.

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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: armpit, wv
Posts: 1217

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Originally posted by Oracular_Jinx
Hah. My father has a terrible habit of not using his signals. He says he only uses them when he needs them (aka when other drivers aren't nearby). The thing is, he never considers pedestrians and the fact that they too may want to be notified about lane changes

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: kansas.
Posts: 346

i had an old crappy car in college, and for some freakish reason, the turn signals switched - when i thought i was signally left, it was right, and vice versa, and i never could understand why i was getting flipped off by so many people on my daily commute.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 4875

drivings for suckers, walk or hot air balloon only, suckers!

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Registered: May 2001
Location: EARTH
Posts: 82

Ok so I make deliveries all day in a large bright red ford van. You would think that it would be hard for people to not see this damn thing baring down on them at like 75 miles per houre but you would ba amazed at how many people will not only turn in front of you w/o signaling but will pull out in front of you only to stab on there brakes 2 seconds later and turn in w/o signaling. This is one of my biggest complaints. That and blue hairs. If you cant see over the wheel and couldent see past the hood even if you could then get off the fucking road!

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 26073

I once ran a VW bus full of nuns off a cliff just because, with all those habits, the driver hadn't developed the turn signal one. I felt a little bad about it afterward though because when I pulled off the road to take pictures of the wrecked van it exploded before I could get a good shot of the nun who was trying to crawl out through the rear window. Kodak moments are ever so fleeting.

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Registered: Jan 2003
Location: mediocre apartment
Posts: 2657

You've gone from funny to weird.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: All East Coast : USA
Posts: 2450

the turn signal

in the past four years i've done plenty of highway driving, generally going back and forth state to state 3-4 times a week.

when i flip it to flick twice to pass, once to change back in lane, is it an asshole thing?

Apparently an undercover cop on the way up to a Spencer courthouse thought so my last trip up there on my registration sticker court date, got a "courtesy light' flash from em

although since then no problems. I'm all for wonderaz

spending that extra second to flip the turn signal when cutting off the van doing 60 in a 65 could cost me my life, just say no to "blinking off"

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Registered: Oct 2001
Location:
Posts: 18972

wow, bill. you wrote another thread all on yer own!

you should get drunk more often.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: ObamaNation
Posts: 14452

But I wasn't drunk when I started the thread.

Mug, you're too easily surprised.

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 26073

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Originally posted by willimo
You've gone from funny to weird.

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 28365

I don't understand where these stupid people came from.

Where did they get their license?

Everybody knows if your left turn signal don't work,use your other one.

I swear,this is why we have so many fucking lunatics out there!

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