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..."Anyone dumb enough should be allowed in"...

http://www.unwire.org/News/328_426_22904.asp
The Dane, who reportedly had been working on a sewage project in Iraq, was abducted while traveling from Basra to Baghdad. His country, which backed the invasion of Iraq, has 410 troops in Basra and nearby Qurnah, as well as a dozen police officers in Basra.

Poor sucker. "I'll support the war, start a sewer project in Basra and leave for Bagdad in the middle of the night while kidnapping is rampant."
Government looks the other way, as TV reporters flock to his now deserted apartment, looking for weeping family members.

Meanwhile, intelligence documents about the reason for war are declassified because of public pressure. Interpretations:
Left: Very bad for the liberal/conservative PM.
Right: Very bad for the pacifist opposition.

Oh, why do we bother??

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Originally posted by Coincidence
His country, which backed the invasion of Iraq

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Originally posted by mudded
or rather his government, which backed the invasion.

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And doesn't The Danish People's Party support the war, I ask?
Yes they do. So watch it, traitor.

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Ooohhh... their name would be more appropriate in another language:

Die Dänisches Volkspartei.

mmm... leather boots and moustaches.

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I sold the danish stockpiles of salted nukes to North Korea for money and Kim Jong Il's pubic hair.

Then I sold the secret to properly made fried meatballs to the Norwegian government for even more money, and my own oil rig in the North sea.

I then moved to the states to avoid prosecution for my vile treachery (especially the meatball-gate affair) and it serves as a convenient tax shelter to boot (even traitors are obliged to pay taxes back home).

I'll probably go back eventually, but I will wear a clever disguise (sunglasses) to make sure that I can live unseen.

Cheers

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Boy, don't let the guys in DDV hear about the meatballs. Thats like selling Denmark's soul.
No wonder you fled.

About Kims pubic har - do you wear it, or do you have a collection?

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I had some of it transplanted into my nose... It puts a certain pleasant scent into all my olfactory experiences.

The rest I use as spice (it goes well with cumin) whenever I am cooking something fancy for foreign dignitaries.

mmm, mmm, tasty.

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Anders Fogh, danish PM, press meeting about the declassed docs:
http://stream1.localeyes.tv/20040419

If you can stomach it.

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I can't be bothered with piss-ant politics at the moment. I have servants to keep track of such things

but thanks though.

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You said it, mon.

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