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Princess_Chelle
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for those of you... who love to hate bush

Bush's Resume...heh..



Past Work Experience

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; the company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.

With my father's help and name, I was elected Governor of Texas.

Accomplishments as Governor

I changed pollution laws in favor of the power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American history.

I became U.S. President after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes with the help of major Enron money and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.


Accomplishments as President

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

I entered my office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and have turned every single economic category downward -- all in less than two years.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most resented country in the world, possibly the largest failure of diplomacy in World history.

I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
record.

I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year period.

I am supporting development of a "Tactical Bunker Buster" nuke, a WMD.

I am getting our troops killed, under the lie of Saddam's procurement of Yellow Cake Nuke WMD components, then blaming the lie on our British friends.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. president.

In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any president in U.S. history.

I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.

I signed more laws and executive orders effectively amending or ignoring the Constitution than any president in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and refused to use national reserves as past presidents have done.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people) shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I've dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.

I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in U.S. history.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history.

My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I am the first president in U.S. history to have almost all 50 states of the Union simultaneously suffer massive financial crisis.


I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in history.


I am the first president in U.S. history to order a pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the world community.

I created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.


I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in history.

I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Elections Monitoring Board.


I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S. history.

I rendered the entire United Nations viewpoints irrelevant.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
(detainees) and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.


I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.


My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation) presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. My political party used the Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the
U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I am the first U.S. president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the U.S. than by their immediate neighbor, North Korea.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.


I set an all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated U.S. law by not selling their huge personal investments in corporations bidding for U.S. contracts.

I failed to fulfill my pledge to capture Osama Bin Laden, dead or alive.

I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the U.S. Capitol Building. Even after 18 months I have no leads and no credible suspects.

In the past 18 months following the World Trade Center attack I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.

I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any president in U.S. history.

In a little over two years, I created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided since the Civil War.



Records and References:
I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine. My Texas driving record has been erased and is not available.

I was AWOL from the National Guard.

I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into insider trading or bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

Please consider my experience when voting in 2004.

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Trenchant_Troll
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For your sake, I hope Michael Moore at least wore a condom.

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Princess_Chelle
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whatever
why does everyone think i believe half the shit i post here?
are all the new posters this retarded?

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Dacarlo
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So err... Is all that true?

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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Chelle
whatever
why does everyone think i believe half the shit i post here?
are all the new posters this retarded?



I'm not sure you really believe that.

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allot of it is just opinion dacarlo..but yeah,. pretty much its true

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Vote for Kerry, he apparently is a keen kiteboarder, that's reason enough.

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Princess_Chelle
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were fucked either way
i dont like either

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Gary Nolan rocks the kasbah.

Vote Gary Nolan!

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ResonantEcho
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Funny...

But there is a reason why it is on the Urban Legends website.

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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Chelle
were fucked either way
i dont like either



We never do anymore; so we vote for the guy who most likely to to keep America from looking like the Middle East.

End of fucking speech.

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Princess_Chelle
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actually...

quote:
Originally posted by ResonantEcho
Funny...

But there is a reason why it is on the Urban Legends website.




is it really"? my husbands friend nathan who sings for boy sets fire is the one who wrote it, i pulled it from thier website.
if that is true, he would love to know about it, because i know he spent a long time researching stuff for it.

crazy!

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quote:
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We never do anymore; so we vote for the guy who most likely to to keep America from looking like the Middle East.


hahahahahaha talk about paranoid fucking delusions.

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name-dropper

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are you sure he wrote that? cuz it's been floatin around the web for years.

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I imagine a few Jews muttered those very words as they were being loaded into boxcars. Take off your hippy glasses and look around.

"Mohammed heads Al-Muhajiroun, a militant group that recruits on university campuses and encourages members to join armed struggles abroad. It says its goal is to make Britain an Islamic state."

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hahahahahahahahaha shut the fuck up will ya.

oooohhh some minority group in a Briitsh university made a statement. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!!!!

you're a parsnoid dick.

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Hush now, and get on the train.

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hah.... why don;t you stop living your life in fucking fear. Glad to see you let the terrorist win so early. Prick.

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quote:
Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
For your sake, I hope Michael Moore at least wore a condom.


Godammit. I'm starting to actually like you. Completely against my will of course.

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I fear nothing, you Yoko Ono pussy sniffer. What candy-asses like you regard as fear, is simply pure rage. Save your swaying and inane chanting for your next peace rally because it is lost on me. I have absolutely no interest in peace. I am only interested in victory. When you get a minute ask one of your older Brit neighbors what victory means, they will explain it to you. At least they can try.

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quote:
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Godammit. I'm starting to actually like you. Completely against my will of course.


I can be an infectious little disease.

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quote:
Originally posted by ResonantEcho
Funny...

But there is a reason why it is on the Urban Legends website.



Snopes (The Urban Legends Website) just gives this link, which seems to be one of the most thoroughly researched and footnoted references I've ever seen.

Here is an example of links for just three statements from the "resume":

1. I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
http://moneyinsider.msn.com/content/Taxes/P49070.asp
http://www.thetruthaboutgeorge.com/economy/
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...y_usa_budget_dc
http://www.cato.org/dailys/07-31-03.html
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/956768/posts
http://www.dailykos.com/archives/003024.html#003024
http://www.costofwar.com/
http://www.hillnews.com/op_ed/050603.aspx
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/2747153.stm

2. I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
http://www.commondreams.org/views03/0723-03.htm
http://www.usatoday.com/news/washin...-deficit-_x.htm
http://www.unemployedfordean.org/bl...Bad_debtP.shtml
http://www.salon.com/politics/featu...t/index_np.html
http://www.ffis.org/misc/sum.htm
http://cbsnewyork.com/finance/finan..._051093926.html
http://truthout.org/docs_03/080303D.shtml
http://www.csmonitor.com/2003/0716/p01s01-usec.html