Registered: May 2001
Location: EARTH
Posts: 82

Ok so we all do it sometimes we just blurt out some thing then think WTF. So fess up. I once called my girlfriend another girls name. Not bad enough? It was a girl I had cheated with.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 19761

That isn't bad.

Unless it was her daughter.

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location:
Posts: 17546

one time I ordered a bowl of hair in spanish.

they like laughing at white people in mexico

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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: armpit, wv
Posts: 1217

Stupid gringos

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: baton rouge, la
Posts: 4101

if it wasn't for my horse....

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6086

The obvious one:

"I love you."

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26541

You are goth as fuck.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6086

I am not and don't be mean to me. I'm sensitive and if you make me
cry it will fuck up my mascara.

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 26147

"Nail clippers? Fine, take 'em. Thank God I didn't pack the C4 in carry-on."

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
Posts: 9187

Since I have been in spain I have mistakenly ordered a penis cheese kebab and instead of saying I was hungry, said I was (essentially) gay.

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Registered: Oct 2001
Location:
Posts: 18998

Hell, officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober.

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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Cwesting
Posts: 9264

I was signing people up for a drawing at the KY stae fair.

A couple walked up and as they filled the cards out, I looked at the wife and said..

"So when's it due?"

The husband looked at me and literally fell on the ground laughing.
He managed to say, "She's not pregnant." while the wife glared at him, not me.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: East Bay
Posts: 3394

It was parents' night and this mom comes to my class saying that she doesn't agree with my grading policy (it wasn't a problem until her kid's grade started slipping but that's besides the point). Anyway, words were exchanged and then in the heat of the moment, I said something stupid when she said, "I don't think I agree with your grading policy." I retorted: "It's not your job to agree with it; you just have to live with it."

Yep, that was smart.

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 2532

Give me a little to think about it, and I'm sure I can come up with a pretty good one.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Norfolk, VA
Posts: 4824

"Ah, fuck it, 4 years isn't that long of a time...sign me right up!"

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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Saskatoon
Posts: 118

I told a guy at school that his partner for this project wouldn't be in today. The guy that wasn't supposed to be in was sitting right behind me the whole time i was saying this

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 28539

I'm kicking myself about this to this day.
You know how sometimes you have a supervisor that's really cool and turns into a good friend? This happened to me. I was a pizza delivery man and my boss hooked me up.I always brought home unlimited pizza and bought home the pizza toppings from the catch trays for omelets to die for.

Well,he was seeing another girl on the side(a driver and also a good friend)And married with a son. One day the phone rings,I answered and it sounded like that girl looking for my supervisor.That's when I said "Is this (name of girl) in a goofy tone of voice." My world ended when the lady said"NO,THIS IS HIS WIFE!"

He soon divorced and is paying alimony and child support.And what's ironic is that he was gonna break it off with the girl and the other way around.

If not for my stupid mouth,He would still be married.His son looks just like him. I'll never forgive myself for what I did.

What's weird is he still remained my friend and after I got in a horrible wreck with an 18 wheeler while delivering a pizza in a blizzard,we lost touch.
I wish I could tell him how truly sorry I am.

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Santa is coming. That gives me joy. It gives me even greater joy that Hawley will get a coal this year.

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Centrally isolated
Posts: 280

"I thought you swallowed"

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location:
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When I was working for Blockbuster this woman came into the store and said this movie she had in her hand was late. She didnt want to pay the late fee however since it was her deaf son who had booked it out and he wouldnt have heard us say "Due back on such and such night"

To which I said well it is written on the shelves of each movie. He isnt blind is he?



Oh and the other most memorable dumbass thing to come outta my mouth was "Howdy Partners" when addressing a nice group of young ladies when I was in highschool. They were total strangers and I was on a school trip. Suffice to say I kicked myself in the nuts and shrunk into the darkest corner I could find.

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: kingdom of christ
Posts: 17817

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Originally posted by Goatboy
Since I have been in spain I have mistakenly ordered a penis cheese kebab and instead of saying I was hungry, said I was (essentially) gay.

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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Mountains
Posts: 4749

"I do."

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: kingdom of christ
Posts: 17817

i did say "LOL" in real life once

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: my mother's bloody womb
Posts: 7234

i once walked up to two people with long hair in my store and said "hello ladies". then his mom turned around and said "see? i told you you need a haircut".

yikes.

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Registered: Apr 2001
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quote:

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Originally posted by Hawley Griffin
i did say "LOL" in real life once

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haha me too.

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