Registered: Aug 2000
Location: ObamaNation
Posts: 14457

"The 'slam-dunk' WMD's are right here between my fingers."

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11783

"Has anyone seen mah wheelie? I gots ta haf mah wheelie. VRoooMm!!"

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11783

ok. that was actually an inside joke from when I was in high school.

BUT IT'S FUNNY TO ME.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 20610

I need pickles for my master.

-m

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26538

"Hoootie-whoooooooooooooo."

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
Posts: 10477

TENET: So I was in this bar in Thailand and this hooke.., err agent, says to me, 'bin ladel'. So I was like 'bin ladel bitch? whats a ladel cost? is that extra?' Then she says 'he fry airpranes.' So, yeah, I had some information.
CHAIRMAN: Mr. Tenet, please touch your fingers together and repeat the alphabet.
TENET: I can't even do that shit when I am sober.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26538

Yeah, that's only funny to me, so what.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11783

*vote for dmoon*

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 20610

I'm giving dmoon 2 points, just because you were so unfunny brad.

-m

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Registered: Apr 2003
Location: . o O
Posts: 6603

"You did it!"
"No, it was you, YOU!!"

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 2532

"Where is thumbkin, where is thumbkin? Here I am! Here I am!"

yeah so I have a 4 year old...

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 26084

Hot dog! I do see a little hotdog!

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Registered: May 2002
Location:
Posts: 9802

great avatar PC, if i thought you needed more points i'd give you one.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 19421

We now return to Director of CIA George Tenet performing a riveting re-enactment of the 9/11 tragedy.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Boston, MA, Center of the Universe
Posts: 4539

quote:

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No shit, Senator. If you do it just like this, you can totally feel your fingers rub against each other, with just the thins walls of her vagina and rectum between them. Laura fucking loves that shit.

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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: My Own Reality
Posts: 321

"Sure officer I'll take a soberiety test....Just point to my nose, right?... I know I left it around here somewhere."

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: SF Bay Area
Posts: 581

"Approximately 2 months after the bombing of the USS Cole, we tracked Osama Bin Laden to a village on the outskirts of Kabul. Unfortunately, we were not able to capitalize on the opportunity to capture him. In a scene seemingly ripped from from the movie E.T., Bin Laden wrapped himself in a blanket, hopped into a basket attached to a kid's bike and was ridden to safety right under the nose of unsuspecting coalition troops.

Ever since that day, we've spotted Al Qaeda operatives touching fingertips together like E.T. and Elliot when greeting, in commemoration of his great escape."

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
Posts: 11263

"Ohhhh, those are some tasty lookin' boogers."

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: is futile
Posts: 5166

"...and this is how electricity works!"

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
Posts: 11263

quote:

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Originally posted by Pinecrika
"Ohhhh, those are some tasty lookin' boogers."

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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Cwesting
Posts: 9241

"Ok boys and girls, the left hand is doing what the Democrats do and the right is doing what Republicans do. Now you have the basics of politics."

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
Posts: 7952

Am I the only one who thinks he lost his sock puppets in that picture and is merely trying to compensate for their disappearance?

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Registered: Apr 2002
Location: At Home
Posts: 4371

"I squeezed my zit like this, I have no idea how the fucking buildings fell down after that..."

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 26084

"Er...I'm not sure which one was up my ass at the time, Senator. The string seems to have fallen off."

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Registered: Jan 2003
Location: mediocre apartment
Posts: 2657

"If I touch my fingers together like that chick in "Out of this World," perhaps I can stop time and make my escape..."

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