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A pompous Presbyterian Minister was seated next to an Irishman on a flight to Dublin. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey and soda, which the flight attendant brought and placed before him. She then asked the Minister if he would also like a drink. He replied in disgust,........."I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Irishman immediately handed his drink back to the flight attendant with an apologetic look and said, "I wasn't aware that we had a choice."

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zing!

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Originally posted by morgana
zing!

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actually, we were talking about going to the zoo and waterpark at the end of june on my vacation.

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Let me know. I'm sure my 4 year old would love a day at Zoo the waterpark.

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Zoo and waterpark? Hell, count me in too.

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4 year old??? Count Goatboy in.

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*sings*

Daddy’s takin’ us to the zoo tomorrow,
Zoo tomorrow, zoo tomorrow
Daddy’s takin’ us to the zoo tomorrow
And we can stay all day!

Chorus:
We’re goin’ to the zoo, zoo, zoo
How about you, you, you?
You can come too, too, too
We’re goin’ to the zoo, zoo, zoo.

See the elephant with the long trunk swingin’
Great big ears and a long trunk swingin’
Snuffin’ up peanuts with a long trunk swingin’
And we can stay all day!

(chorus)

See all the monkeys they’re scritch-scritch scratchin’
Jumpin’ around and scritch-scritch scratchin’
Hangin’ by the long-tail (huff huff huff)
And we can stay all day!

(chorus)

There’s a big black bear he’s a huff-puff-a-puffin’
His coat’s too heavy he’s a huff-puff-a-puffin’
Don’t get too near the huff-puff-a-puffin’
Or you won’t stay all day!

(chorus)

Well the seals in the pool all honk-honk-honkin’
Catchin’ the fish and honk-honk-honkin’
Little tiny seals all honk-honk-honkin’
And we can stay all day!

(chorus)

Well we stayed all day and I’m gettin’ sleepy
Sittin’ in the car gettin’ sleep sleep sleepy
Home already gettin’ sleep sleep sleepy
’cause we have stayed all day.

We been to the zoo zoo zoo
So have you you you
You came too too too
We been to the zoo zoo zoo

Mommy’s takin’ us to the zoo tomorrow!
Zoo tomorrow, zoo tomorrow!
Mommy’s takin’ us to the zoo tomorrow
And we can stay all day!

(chorus)

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