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The GF went to the doctor today for a nagging cough she has, and they decided because of some other medicine she's been taking to run a pregnancy test. She came up positive - I have another kid on the way. We figure she's probably a month or so along. Our first kid's first birthday is this Sunday too. I guess I got plenty of reasons to party.

Now to plan on when to get the big V. I ain't starting no baby factory, the production line ends with this one.

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Congrats! Though you are a sick fuck for suggesting kids belong in an oven... I mean, who could imagine such a thing?

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Me.

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Is this the same drug-addict bitch that left you multiple times and threw your life into constant states of misery and self-pity, only for her to use your kindness as a welcome mat into your soul, wiping her feet before re-entering your life whenever she wanted a "safety" choice?

Congratulations.

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Is this the same drug-addict bitch that left you multiple times and threw your life into constant states of misery and self-pity, only for her to use your kindness as a welcome mat into your soul, wiping her feet before re-entering your life whenever she wanted a "safety" choice?

Congratulations.

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better you than me.
congrats, bill

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So your girlfriend's doctor was trying to find a cause for her cough and discovered she was pregnant? Something tells me he needs to brush up on his anatomy. Maybe he's just doing what I would do if I was a doctor;

female patient: "I have a sore spot on my shoulder, doctor, and..."
Me: "This calls for a pelvic exam. If you'll please take off your clothes and put on this French Maid's outfit. Don't forget the apron, it's very, very important..."

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I say the same thing when giving directions

Female tourist "Which way to the Grand Canyon?"
Me "This calls for a pelvic exam. If you'll please take off your clothes and put on this French Maid's outfit. Don't forget the apron, it's very, very important..."

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Congradulations...

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So your girlfriend's doctor was trying to find a cause for her cough and discovered she was pregnant? Something tells me he needs to brush up on his anatomy. Maybe he's just doing what I would do if I was a doctor;

female patient: "I have a sore spot on my shoulder, doctor, and..."
Me: "This calls for a pelvic exam. If you'll please take off your clothes and put on this French Maid's outfit. Don't forget the apron, it's very, very important..."

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Kill it before it grow.

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Is this the same drug-addict bitch that left you multiple times and threw your life into constant states of misery and self-pity, only for her to use your kindness as a welcome mat into your soul, wiping her feet before re-entering your life whenever she wanted a "safety" choice?

Congratulations.

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Huzzah, sir. Please allow me to add my sincere congratulations.

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Cheers Bill... you have now ensured a replacement ratio of 1.

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Well, drug-addict isn't what she was. She was on Paxil at first and when she weaned herself off of it she went somewhat whacko. The rest of your description is pretty much right, though a bit on the hardass side.

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Well, it's some consolation that next time she decides to lose her mind and walk all over you, as she has every single time in the past, that when she's out whoring herself secure in the knowledge that you'll take her back no matter what because you're incapable of saying no to her, that at least this time there will be (more) kids involved.

But hey, with a history of mental illness like hers, at least you'll probably be able to get custody. Unless co-dependency is considered a mental illness. But, not like she'll want them anyway.

Like I said, congratulations.

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In all seriousness, no matter what an unreliable whackjob their mother might be, kids are great, and I wish you the best of luck.

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In all seriousness, no matter what an unreliable whackjob their mother might be, kids are great, and I wish you the best of luck.

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Kill it before it grow.

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Congrats. I'm hoping to follow your lead soon enough, but we need to teach ours to sleep in a different bed for the details to work themselves out. Or in, as the case may be.

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Well, it's some consolation that next time she decides to lose her mind and walk all over you, as she has every single time in the past, that when she's out whoring herself secure in the knowledge that you'll take her back no matter what because you're incapable of saying no to her, that at least this time there will be (more) kids involved.

But hey, with a history of mental illness like hers, at least you'll probably be able to get custody. Unless co-dependency is considered a mental illness. But, not like she'll want them anyway.

Like I said, congratulations.

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