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melon
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the pitiful return of bearded james

"oh Marcel" by bearded james

a chap named marcel,
was bearded, like james
to become a great singer
he had no chance!
whenever he opened his mouth
for a song,
he pissed in his beard,
its a tragic, cruel world.

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Indeed

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Do you live near a nuclear waste dump, melon?

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not yet... at least

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is melon goatboy's soft and cuddly side?

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Re: the pitiful return of bearded james

quote:
Originally posted by melon
"oh Marcel" by bearded james

a chap named marcel,
was bearded, like james
to become a great singer
he had no chance!
whenever he opened his mouth
for a song,
he pissed in his beard,
its a tragic, cruel world.


Was marcel a mime?

Also, would it be a tragic, cruel world if he didn't piss in his beard?

marcel could explain the run on "handi-wipes", I'd gather.

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