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Paint CHiPs
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This Week in Haiku

Idea stolen from another site, somebody thought it would be cute to do a thread about the Week in Politics, in haiku. I had to represent. With our mad haiku skills, I thought we could further own the concept.

Political haikus commence!

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05-15-2004 05:39 AM

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Paint CHiPs
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A Brief History of Time/CNN

Don Rumsfeld should stay
long enough to help Bush pack
So says voters polled.

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05-15-2004 05:39 AM

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Paint CHiPs
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Civil Unions

Cops love John Kerry
Firefighters, teachers too.
Assholes still vote Bush.

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Paint CHiPs
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Half a Pennsylvania Plus a Missouri

Ohio: Kerry
Seven point lead over Bush
Here's buck in your eye.

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05-15-2004 05:43 AM

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Paint CHiPs
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That Sunofabitch

Kerry misses vote
on jobs; secret service must
have got in his way

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05-15-2004 05:43 AM

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Nader on Ballot in State of Megalomania

Reform takes Nader.
Crazy, egotistical;
Perot would be proud.

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Paint CHiPs
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Talking the Talk

Zogby says: "Kerry Wins"
Kerry says: "Rumsfeld Resign"
Bush says: "New-kew-lar"

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05-15-2004 05:46 AM

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Been storing these up for a while, haven't we?

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Wood chipper grinds bone,
Pompous pundit flying out,
Like small chips of paint.

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Paint CHiPs
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quote:
Originally posted by CHiPsJr
Been storing these up for a while, haven't we?

No, I've just been haikuing for the last half hour, non-stop.

I've pretty much run out of headlines for the week to do, though. Still can't get a good Berg one.

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Why can't you be normal like me, Paint? Huh?

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Paint frolics, goatlike
While Trenchant Troll waits 'neath bridge
PdM gets Grimm

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CHiPsJr
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Iraq policy
sinks like the Titanic as
Terrorists ice Berg

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I am disgusted by this thread. I more disgusted by the decision to post it. Paint I am ashamed of you.

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CHiPsJr
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Aimed at Al-Sadr;
Blew up Abu Ali Mosque.
Up Shi'ite creek now.

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Man, sometimes I hate that you're so much more clever than I.

Those are fantastic!

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Don't worry, Chips. Paint hates everyone for the same reason.

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Paint's just a student
To forum's Haiku Master.
CHiPs off the old block.

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Well said as always,
Oh haiku super hero,
Fun to see your stuff.

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Aydin
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WTC funds for
Second Avenue Subway?
Umm, thanks, Pataki.

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Iraq Invasion
Oil hiding the truth, Yanks need
A Summer Icerink

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Twenty dead Ragheads
For each Mid Western Redneck
WTO call foul

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Re: Half a Pennsylvania Plus a Missouri

quote:
Originally posted by Paint CHiPs
Ohio: Kerry
Seven point lead over Bush
Here's buck in your eye.

Blasphemer!!

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Muslim peace lovers,
Remain on the cutting edge,
In the time of Nick.

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U.S. soldiers blamed,
For acts of stupid fellows,
Prisoners unleashed.

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