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Everton set to finish 17th !!!

thats just above the relegation zone proper 'old skool' everton, imo.





stick that tenner in the post, thank you very much, slag.

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14 Tottenham 38 -10 45
15 Blackburn 38 -8 44
16 Man City 38 1 41
17 Everton 38 -12 39
18 Leicester City 38 -17 33
19 Leeds United 38 -39 33
20 Wolves 38 -39 33


MAN CITY 5-1 EVERTON
Wanchope 16, 30 Campbell 60
Anelka 41
Sibierski 89
Wright-P 90




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Jesus you guys have got bad taste in football teams, Everton, Spurs, Westham, England.

No class, whatsoever.

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if you're not gonna take the piss out of phil directly, get outta of my thread.

please.

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You owe me a tenner for not killing yourself. We are quits.

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******* Town 4 life!

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Arsenal managed to go the whole 'premiership' season unbeaten, I see.

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Celtic are still the pimps, so that is good >_>
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quote:
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Arsenal managed to go the whole 'premiership' season unbeaten, I see.



fluke.

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quote:
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fluke.


Most definitely!

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Was nice of spurs to let Arsenal win the title at White Hart Lane.

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quote:
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Arsenal managed to go the whole 'premiership' season unbeaten, I see.


Marvellous, wasn't it.

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lets not forget that everton finished 17th !!

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for phil, the slag:

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DAVID MOYES has been given just £1.5m to improve an Everton side which achieved its lowest points total in 115 years this season.

Saturday's 5-1 defeat at Manchester City consigned the club to 17th place in the final Premiership table and a points total of just 39 - the lowest since 1889.

It led the manager to insist drastic changes need to be made, but he has been given a slender £1.5m budget with which to do that.

That figure includes money for wages, which means Moyes can only really consider free transfer signings.

The club budgeted to finish 11th in the Premiership this season. The final position of fourth from bottom has created a £3m shortfall, leaving the manager with little room for manoeuvre.

Owner Bill Kenwright and his fellow board members are working to try and generate further funds for the manager.

And Moyes could raise money by off-loading players who are surplus to requirements.

But the majority of his squad now only have 12 months remaining on their current contracts.

West Bromwich Albion have made an undisclosed offer for 30-year-old midfielder Steve Watson but it has fallen well short of the club's £500,000 valuation.

Fulham are also chasing striker Tomasz Radzinski and are preparing to table a new £1.5m offer for the Canadian international after having a £900,000 bid turned down last week.

The forward has been offered a new two year deal but is believed to be holding out for a three year contract.

He is valued by the club at £2.5m and Moyes is reluctant to let him go.

The other players in the final year of their deals are Alan Stubbs, David Weir, Gary Naysmith, Kevin Campbell, Duncan Ferguson, Alessandro Pistone, Nigel Martyn, Alex Nyarko and Nick Chadwick.

Many of those players are over 30 and would not attract significant transfer fees. Naysmith is expected to be offered a new contract.

Meanwhile, Joseph Yobo has pulled out of the Nigeria squad for the Unity Cup, which will be played at Charlton's Valley ground between May 27 and June 2.

The 23-year-old defender is struggling with tendonitis in his knee, although he is set to be fit for the World Cup qualifier against Rwanda on June 5.

* EVERTON'S new city centre megastore on Ranelagh Street will open its doors on Thursday, two days ahead of schedule.

Blues legend Graeme Sharp will be the guest of honour to cut the ribbon for the grand opening at 9am.

The store is the former Dixons outlet outside Liverpool's Central Station. The club have secured a 12 month lease but are expected to relocate to a purpose-built store in Williamson Square next summer.







looks like rooney will have to be sold.

rejoice!

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He must be worth two bob and an apple. That boy must have an intravenous lard drip wired up to him at night.

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hahaha.

he is a scouse version of shrek.

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and this needed its own thread why?

this place is going downhill

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come now, considering some of the shite those american girls and boys post from time to time - this is practically gold in comparison. and the yanks hate football threads too.

and people should laugh at phil anyway. at all times. and this thread helps.

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that story is mostly bollocks uj care top give a link.

Yes we are selling people, lots of them. We are not going to make Jeffer's loan a permananet move. Paul Gerrard, Steve Simonsen and Scot Gemmill have been released from their contract, as too have about six reserve players. Moyes also doesn't want Ferguson anymore and word is Campbell could be going to. As for Rooney, as it stands he is not going to be sold. If he has a good Euro 2004 then no doubt the speculation will begin, but Moyes has said that he doesn't want to sell him and Bill Kenwright has also said that we don't want to do with Rooney what we did with Michael Ball and Francis Jeffers. i.e. let them go to early.

What makes me laugh though uj is how you can jup around pointing the finger and laughing when you're own team is in just a shit state as mine.

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for a team doing shite, we havent had a bad day:

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PSV Eindhoven general manager Frank Arnesen has confirmed he has agreed a deal to join Tottenham Hotspur to become their new technical director.

The Danish coach will take over from David Pleat at White Hart Lane as the club look to reshape their coaching staff after a disappointing season.

Arnesen has signed a three-year deal to take up his role at White Hart Lane which will see him responsible for scouting players, negotiating in transfers, developing the youth set-up as well as working closely with the new coach when he is appointed.

The former PSV and Anderlecht star admitted he was delighted to be joining Spurs.

"I am very happy to continue my work as technical director at one of the most traditional teams in England. Tottenham is a club with much history and plays even maybe in the biggest league of the world," Arnesen told PSV's official website.

Arnesen has been looking for a new club after opting to move on from PSV following a disagreement with coach Guus Hiddink and president Harry van Raaij over the future direction of the Dutch club.

Spurs chairman Daniel Levy is keen to carry out major changes at Spurs and the appointment of Arnesen is the first part of his masterplan.




we even replaced *ALL* of our medical staff today.

as for the everton article. it was posted by a everton fan on another forum. he seems to agree rooney is on the way and everton are broke, broke, broke.

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West Ham 2 Ipswich 0.

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ian dowies palace will beat you in the final

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We will see. Twenty mil is a very good incentive! You're just scared mate, not one for statistics, but I'm sure our record for beating you at home is quite honourable... Ha! Hopefully it's already in the bag.



Care to have a wager?

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as for the everton article. it was posted by a everton fan on another forum. he seems to agree rooney is on the way and everton are broke, broke, broke.


More like it was posted by a Liverpool fan pretending to be an Everton fan. Care to wager on Rooney? I bet you a tenner he is still with Everton this time next year.

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