Registered: Aug 2000
Location: ObamaNation
Posts: 17991

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a
lightbulb?
The Answer is SEVEN:
1. one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced
2. one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb,
3. one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb,
4. one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs,
5. one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay
Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,
6. one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,
7. and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.

-Courtesy of http://raedinthemiddle.blogspot.com/

Anyone else got some good ones?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona... No no Cornville!!
Posts: 21199

Now that is funny as hell.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: EE. UU.
Posts: 13031

Can I take back points I never gave?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 3030

John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week and both sides of every issue were discussed and then of course Nader spoke. - Jay Leno

President Bush's bike accident was a little different than John Kerry's accident. See Bush fell when he tried to turn too hard to the right, and Kerry fell 'cause he kept switching gears. -Leno

"John Kerry and Ralph Nader met face-to-face, it was a historic meeting. Astronomers said today their meeting actually created what is called a 'charisma black hole.'" — Leno

"The prisoner scandal is yet another election year problem for President Bush. And, with the economy still struggling, combat operations in Iraq dragging on, and the 9-11 hearings revealing damning information, even an opponent of limited political skill should be able to capitalize on those problems. The Democrats, however, chose to nominate John Kerry." —Jon Stewart

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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: UK
Posts: 13018

so... um... where are the jokes?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Upstate NY
Posts: 10416

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: The Wetlands
Posts: 12872

I thought nymbus made it pretty clear who the jokes are.

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Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Knoxville, TN
Posts: 413

the biggest joke of all = bush

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 10979

What's the difference between an asshole and a neo-con?
An asshole doesn't expect you to swallow its shit.

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: The Wetlands
Posts: 12872

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a
light
bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are
improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a
delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served
honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do
you
hate freedom?

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