Registered: Jul 2000
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Women....

They always know just how to hurt me, even when they don't even try.

Fucking kill me bitches.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10173

cause they are spawns of satan

all women are born inherently evil

they can't help it

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Location: atlanta
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Jeremy Sword: "I wanna change my name to Jeremy McAngst."




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I leave you with one final thought: Why do you think they call it 'dope'?

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
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quote:

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Originally posted by SkapeGoat:
They always know just how to hurt me, even when they don't even try.

Fucking kill me bitches.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11408

true dat.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Well, right now I'm happy women-wise... of course, that's probably because I'm in regular contact with my ex-gf.

She always did seem to like me. I have no idea why, but I'm just happy she does.



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"Today I learned that on the inside...
I'm pretty fucking ugly."

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Location: Richmond, VA
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don't even get me started.

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I'll be stomping the ass out of Marry Poppins if anyone needs me.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Denver
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quote:

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Originally posted by MadBomber:
don't even get me started.

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What he said.



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Location: seattle-ish
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awww.
whatd karen ever do to you guys?



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Hmmph!

Well. Then. Play that way. Here's what *I* think about men: http://www.asylumwhores.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/003840.html

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Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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When bitches suck, they suck.

But when they kick ass, they're the greatest.

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"Your experiment this week, Joel, is called Pod People. It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with *hurting*." - Dr. Forrester, MST3K

Was it something you would do for anybody?
Was it what you'd only do for me?
Or was it something where you acted when you saw the need
And knew that there would be a way the act could be repaid
And so it may, but for today
I want to thank you for putting me back in my snail shell

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Location: Bonners Ferry, ID
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Words to live by. "Happy wife, happy life."

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The Four Noble Truths are....

DUKKHA

SAMUDAYA:"The arising of Dukkha."

NIRODHA:"The cessation of Dukkha."

MAGGA:"The path"

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Location: Dumbfucksville!
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quote:

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Originally posted by puff the magic daddy:
Words to live by. "Happy wife, happy life."

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Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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When the ship runs out of ocean
And the vessel runs aground
Land's where we know the boat is found
Now there's nothing unexpected
About the water giving out
"Land's" not a word we have to shout.

But there's something beside the shoreline
Moving across the beachhead
Coming up from the shipwreck
Making as if to say:

Women & Men
Women & Men
Women & Men
Women & Men

(Women & Men) Bringing with them messages of love
And every where they go love will grow (love will grow)
(Women & Men) When you see the faces of the women
And the men, you too will know (you will know)

Women & Men have crossed the ocean
They now begin to pour
Out from the boat and up the shore
Two by two they enter the jungle
And soon they number more
Three by three as well as four by four
Soon the stream of people gets wider
Then it becomes a river
River becomes an ocean
Carrying ships that bear

Women & Men
Women & Men
Women & Men
Women & Men

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"Your experiment this week, Joel, is called Pod People. It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with *hurting*." - Dr. Forrester, MST3K

Was it something you would do for anybody?
Was it what you'd only do for me?
Or was it something where you acted when you saw the need
And knew that there would be a way the act could be repaid
And so it may, but for today
I want to thank you for putting me back in my snail shell

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NYC
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i say we girls should just forget about the men...who the fuck needs them? not even for procreation anymore, since the world is already overpopulated.

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my heart is broke, but i have some glue

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
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i like men better though.

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What are regrets?
Just lessons we havent learned yet.

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Location: Dumbfucksville!
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If all you women got together and said, "That's it! No more intercourse!", all the men in the world would go crazy and kill themselves. Then the world would be yours! I think that's what you want anyway!

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Location: seattle-ish
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you men would NOT.
Youd just have more lesbians to masturbate to.
DOnt worry. Itll never happen anyhow. You guys still have Ol' karen on your side.


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What are regrets?
Just lessons we havent learned yet.

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quote:

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Originally posted by karen:
you men would NOT.
Youd just have more lesbians to masturbate to.
DOnt worry. Itll never happen anyhow. You guys still have Ol' karen on your side.

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Location: seattle-ish
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Youd have to beat out Paint CHiPs for that.
sorry bud.


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What are regrets?
Just lessons we havent learned yet.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: San Francisco Bay Area, CA
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quote:

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Originally posted by SocialParasite:
When bitches suck, they suck.

But when they kick ass, they're the greatest.

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Social Parasite? YOU RULE!
And so would I if I wasn't shy,
If I wasn't shy,
I'd ask you if you don't mind,
to kiss you a hundred times.
(Started speaking to karen and sphinxy in mid chorus Social.. Sorry to get your hopes high. Men Suck too.)


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What makes a man different from a woman? Some would say two hemisphere's and a paycheck. Others would say two tits and a vocabulary.
I give a fuck.
Harequins suck in my book and the pay stubs are flying into both genders of jeans. We are equal. The difference is a genital.
But people have a culturally enforced idea of women being one way and men being another. The idea that women make love with their minds and men make love with... anything is not true.
There are ethical males, unethical females, and vice versa.
But as a society we are becomeing more selfish and more individualistic in our relationships and interactions. "Love is a drug" is a term coined in our century. Why are the people, who are supposed to care about one another, living Jerry springer "I love both my girlfriends, but the MAN i love is..." lives and the needs of a partner are not being looked after?
Because we don't partner enough anymore. We use.
And why is that? Because Buisness encourages us to use. Good consumer. Take your second girlfriend to the fancy restaurant.. Mmmm Spend Spend. There is always fucking more...
And there is never fucking enough.
It's our psychology. We are cheating ourselves of an experience if we remain faithful to our partner.
Men and women are products. We sell. And thus people always want to buy.. To upgrade.
Love? Endear yourself to another's faults? The modern love consumer can only tolerate perfection. The perfect women / man.
I don't have any easy answers. This society is fucked up. My friend is dateing a Phillipeno girl now and can't stop talking about her. He's never been respected by a woman before. By the same token she has never been treated so nice by a man.
I guess we'll have to target other countries to have them ship women and men to match our temperments.
Happy shopping people.

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Location: Denver
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I'm going to make some enemies here, I'm sure. I don't especially give a fuck.

The ex was at the club tonite. That would explain this post in and of itself, if I wasn't about to spew such bitter bullshit. The Long Island Iced Teas don't help (there were plenty). I'm really not a misogynist, usually.

Women suck. Thimble, you assume there's a 1st woman to begin with. I can't even get that far any more. I don't get it. I don't get them. After four years of *ahem* "love", it all came to a goddamn screeching halt. Evidently I wasn't interesting enough, or I was an asshole (this I can believe, considering my mood) or something. So she flew in a new boy from Detroit that she met online. They're all lovey-dovey shit-on-my-face perky. I got a pity "oh, i'm soooo sorry" mocking this evening. Fuck this happy horseshit.

Buffalo '66 has now come on ye olde Dish. This isn't helping my attitude at all, although Christina Ricci is still a major babe. (addended addendum: I couldn't be that big of an asshole if i tried)

Fuck. I will regret this post in the AM, I can tell already.

What am I getting at? I have not a clue. I'm a goddamn bitter sonofabitch, and there is a woman to blame, in addition to myself.

I was even told the clique slut thought I was cute and might be willing to, uh, help me feel better. I have no respect for her at all, so I smiled and waved and went on about my bad mood. What am I, a total moron?! Evidently. If I believed in suicide, there would probably be a .45 shell travelling thru my grey matter about now.

Sane women want nothing to do with me. Loony women I'll have nothing to do with. That leaves me, in the end, alone and bitter. Fuck. I can't win. I am, unfortunately, screwed in all the wrong ways.

Is this the fault of women in general? Probably not. But I have no one else to direct my bitterness at except myself, and that's been covered.

Women. Fuck.

Flame away.

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(addendum: I've not been out of weed in 8 years, but I am now. I need a bong hit like nobody's business. 6 months w/ no lovin, 3 weeks with no bong hits, I hate the world and then some.)


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