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iglo
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Post you dont have to be smart to be a president

quote georg bush jr. : "you dont have to be smart to be a president"

now who may have taught him this ?
in my opinion it could only have been his father

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billgerat
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WTF?

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*starts packing, in order to flee the country*

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"And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword that with it he should smite..."
-revelation 20,21.


He's right. You don't have to be smart. It's all about instinct bubba. The kind killers, junkies and wolverines have. A Feral and savage willingness to do anything at anytime to anyone.

Look at the last 4 presidents a lame duck peanut farmer and 3 beasts with bloodshot eyes and marrow sucking tongues.

They marched on a road of bones into the highest office in the land and gorged on the rendered fat of thier enemies.

Even JFK performed unspeakable acts in the Whitehouse, rutting like a two-dicked dog in a swimming pool that Nixon filled with concrete to try and silence the dead.

We are doomed bubba. The yahoos have killed everyone in Texas and we are next. Move to Argentina and change your name to John Smith. The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.


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he just remembers Ronnie Regan's Presidency.

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quote:
Originally posted by Joeycat:
*starts packing, in order to flee the country*




-follows suit-

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If Bush wins I move to Canada.

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Harry Browne shall triumph!!!

or i will be forced to bomb the white house with ballistic weapons

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PBS ran a really good show on third party candidates last week; sadly enough, my colleagues are too busy watching shit on MTV or whatever. Most of them said they were voting Gore, just to avoid having Bush in power. Others are only voting Nader because they've heard of him before.

This does not bode well.


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Bush is a fucking idiot. If he wins, it won't be because of his brains; he has none.

Do you read Doonesbury? He pretty much spears both Gore and Bush whenever he does a cartoon on one of them. But notice how he renders Gore, as a person, and Bush as just an empty cowboy hat. Jr. certainly is all hat and no cattle.

Do you pro-Bush people really want to see this country run the way Bush has run Texas? Last in education, health care, enviromental protection, child care? May God forgive your sorry asses.

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Originally posted by billgerat:
Bush is a fucking idiot. If he wins, it won't be because of his brains; he has none.


Wasn't it Bush who got better grades than Gore in University? Also, you would think that after being on the public payroll all his life, Gore would be able to say something positive about himself without lying.

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May God forgive your sorry asses.

When Clinton/Gore came into power we were somewhat safe from a Nuclear threat (including the breakaway Soviet Republics). But they have let secrets go to countries that are a heart-beat away from military rule. China, Pakistan, India and now they say Iraq and Iran are both very close to having the technology. They put our asses in a sling and now we get to sit around and wait for some nut to push a button because Muhammad tells them so. Sell to the highest foreign bidder, that's the Clinton/Gore bravado.

May God forgive your sorry ass if Gore gets in and some towel head nukes the tribe next door...

CAL








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Come to Vancouver all ye who flee GB.

You can join my fictional rap posse.

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Originally posted by CAL:
Wasn't it Bush who got better grades than Gore in University? Also, you would think that after being on the public payroll all his life, Gore would be able to say something positive about himself without lying.



You are so right, CAL. And if any of you own a gun or plan to, you might as well pack it up and sell it quick if Gore gets in.
We soon will not have the right to bear arms........no tellin' what else.


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If you want to be a plumber and fix a toilet, or you want to be a barber and give a haircut, you need a license. But if you want to be a President, you don't need to have a license! You don't even have to be able to fix a toilet! All you have to be is a fucking idiot!

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quote:
Originally posted by bowmore:
It's all about instinct bubba. The kind killers, junkies and wolverines have...



Been reading Hunter Thompson again, have we?

I'm not sure if Gush or Bore worries me more. Each has their own little brand of idiocy, both scare the piss out of me.

I will, of course, be voting for Harry Browne.

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quote:
Originally posted by Shadow23:
Been reading Hunter Thompson again, have we?





finally some one noticed. sheesh.

okay.


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Man, if this election weren't gonna be so close I'd write myself in for President, cause I'm the Fuckin' Dude, man. The country would be very Dude...and that's a good thing.

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quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
If you want to be a plumber and fix a toilet, or you want to be a barber and give a haircut, you need a license. But if you want to be a President, you don't need to have a license! You don't even have to be able to fix a toilet! All you have to be is a fucking idiot!


For some reason, perhaps due to the late hour, perhaps the alcohol consumption, I read this passage as inspired genius.

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Oh, so Bush is from Texas?
Didn't bunkum tell me they banned Harry Potter there?
Obviously this guy is some banjo twangin cousin datin neanderthal.

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