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Lu
The Crosseyed Avenger!!

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Sex *Texas Whooooores*

The Texas Pissup is in the early stages, so to make this thread more interesting we will include more Texas Whores than those attending the Pissup (SLH) and pictures that I’ve been meaning to post since RiZZ and Lucas have arrived in Texas.

Not included with image documentation is what Starr and I did on Wednesday night. We went out to Bar in Richardson, played pool, and I got drunk publicly for the first time ever. Friday will be the second time….and Saturday will be the third. Prepare yourselves. Starr and I had a jolly good time and discovered “Chocolate Cake Shots" that really do (surprisingly) taste like chocolate cake.

...To continue: This is my dog (Zinc Macgyver Baggorox) with a hurt foot. He’s a whore and I’m sure you will see a lot of pics of him throughout the pissup. I am in the process of getting Sledge out of bed in the pic.


This is JonJon, he is the god of all coding and q3. He helped us move into our new apartment. He really digs the bush.


Yet another picture from the move in day. Everyone was sweaty and nasty…just the way I like them.


This is from the Porn Party we had the night of the move in. I cooked, or rather tossed, as you can see. The little athletic chick is Amanda, my friend from work.


Here we see a few people watching Brazilian Anal Violations.


SLH arrived (and he barely talked to me god damn it). From left: SLH, RiZZ, Zinc, Sledge


Stud.


Playboy centerfolds have nothin’ on Lucas.


…Déjà vu.


Dog ass.

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Lu
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Fucking hell we’re boring.


This is only a portion of the clothes I own. RiZZ is there for proportion.


Can you say GoodWill tax write off?


I really don’t understand why this picture was taken. Maybe you can figure it out.


Or this one. I blame Sledge. He’s obsessed with size.


OK. FINALLY. Someone from the pissup is here, and its Starr. I’ll say this much, she’s punctual. She arrived an astounding 24 hours a head of schedule.


Aren’t we cuuuuuuuuute? And incase you were wondering if I am naked…yes…yes I am. Starr said “yes, it was good!" –Thank you Starr, I get that a lot.

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Lu
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Lucas told me I look like Marilyn Manson in this one. Fucking bastard.


Starr is about to bitchslap me, to her dismay, I enjoyed it.


Yadda yadda yadda more pics of Starr and me.


Starr flipping me off, and my babydoll pinching his nipple for me.


Oh. Dick in the ass.


Prepare for the RiZZ face o’ doom.


Freak.


Our living room. Cluttered with shit from the other apartment.


Sledge crotch.


RiZZ crotch.


This is RiZZ trying to bite his own nipple. He failed.



More to come.

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I see RiZZ got the dog excited. He looks like he's gonna hump his leg.

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stud.
yes.
yes i am.

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RiZZ boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111@
Nice shoes, interesting storage cubbies, where is the lu crotch pic?

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Aww, I wish I could have made it. I missed out on anal porn.

As always Lu is beautiful. Starr is pretty, too. Her webcam doesn't do her justice. And I can't wait to see the rest of the pictures of all the debauchery!

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aww, now i feel bad. that really was starr that i was calling an ugly bitch in chat today. is vegas's baby showing, yet?

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...it hurts...

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I don't have time to post these singly yet, as Dad needs me to help him right now with chores, but here's the few pics that I got yesterday.

Texas Pissup pics

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Yay! love the pics =)

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pernts to good captions

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It appears that it is against the laws of the universe for Mord to keep his clothing on in the presence of others.

And I really didn't need to see a nude RiZZ . . . for the thirtieth time this year.

A naked Lu, on the other hand, is always welcome.

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Uh-oh, Mord's about to get a severe yo-yoing from Vegas.

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WHOLY SHIT!!

im fat

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