Yes it;s sad that I post this, but this series has started again tonight and well... in true BB style the "skip a series" rule look like it is going to come true again. Series 1 and 3 were good, 2 and 4 were shit. %, by that fact should be good, and based on the people in the house it will be.

1) A total fucking mincer. Gay as gay can be. A law student that hates immigrants and refugees.

2) Muslim refugee law graduate who hates queers.

3) Straight looking gay guy who prides himself on shagging striaght blokes.

4) Scottish arriogant adonis dickhead.

5) Black guy that hates gay people.

6) Guy who is 23 and thinks he is the most intelligent person in thw world.

7) Girl that loves porn and sex and wants to be a glamour model.

8) Political acitvist, radical feminist, anti-capitalist, rampant veggie lesbian that hates galmour models.

9) Inoffensive middle class girl.

10) Northern lass who is pretty inconspicuous.

11) Bird with large tits.

12) Portugese virgin with fantastically large tits who had a penis last year.


Yes, it's going to be interesting.

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They should all be given pistols and two cartridges, THEN it might be interesting.

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When you're watching Big Brother in your fabulous aqua blue television room, which chocolate leather loveseat do you prefer to sit on?

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i think this one is gonna be good.

the wanker in the g-string can fuck off.

marco is the gayest gay queen on speed ever. very comical entrance, mincing all over the place.

the blonde south african bird would get it, and the brunette that likes porn would also get it.

that is all for now.

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brunette that likes porn

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12) Portugese virgin with fantastically large tits who had a penis last year.

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marco has worked out she is/was a man, and is telling everyone when he gets the chance.

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yeah. its on E4 at the moment.

got to say the house is claustrophobic. its gonna kick off. maybe not for another week or so, but it will kick off.

odds on the Muslim refugee killing the gays?

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odds on the Muslim refugee killing the gays?

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Ahmed, Dan, Emma, Jason, Kitten and Marco



Michelle, Nadia, Stuart, Shell, Vanessa and Victor.

And here's the blurb...

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Ahmed

Forty four year-old Ahmed is originally from Somalia, but had to flee during the civil war and came to England as an asylum seeker. He is now a British citizen and recently got a law degree. Ahmed is a Muslim and speaks English, Italian, Arabic, Somali and Merkani.

Daniel

Daniel from Hull, manages a lot in his spare time. As well as being a hairdresser, the 30 year-old is also a DJ, sings in an electro-disco band and practises ju-jitsu five times a week. Daniel admits he is out burning his candle at both ends every night (so to speak!).

Emma

One of the youngest housemates, Emma has been fired more times than she can remember and used to be an entertainer in Spain before landing her current job as a legal administrator. But don't be fooled - Emma is a party girl through and through, loves going out and meeting new people.

Jason

Glaswegian Jason is 30 and an air steward. Before flying the friendly skies, Jason worked as a refuse collector and a nude model. He openly confesses to being one of the vainest people you could ever meet and was once crowned "Mr Best Buttocks South Lanarkshire."

Kitten

24-year old Kitten is a human and animal rights activist, and a strict vegetarian. Not only does eating meat anger Kitten but so too does sexism, pornography, homophobia, racism and George Bush. But Kitten loves her cats and has called one of them Puddypuddyquadropodteddyteddyteapot and the other one, Kittikittiquadropodtabbytabbypeaches. Easy for her to say!

Marco

Marco is 21 and a law student and freely describes himself as the 'biggest bitch on the planet' and a 'total s**t stirrer'. When he's not being one of the above he is Vice President of the University Law Society but he says, he has no intention of being a lawyer. Marco is half Italian and an ex Samaritan.

Michelle

23-year old trainee mortgage advisor, Michelle, has a burning ambition - to be a glamour model. Before training for her current job, Michelle worked as a shop assistant, a chambermaid, a Tesco cashier and a make-up artist. Her proudest achievement, however, is losing a lot of weight. Michelle used to be a size 18 but is now a size 10.

Nadia

Nadia is 27 and a Bank Clerk and the eldest of six children. Originally from Portugal her family moved to England eight years ago. In the past Nadia has worked on a perfume counter and managed a children's bookshop. But what Nadia really loves is shopping, going out with friends and walks by the sea. But there won't be any of that for a while.

Shell

History of Art student Shell is 21-years old and a very conscientious student. When not studying, Shell enjoys long walks, architecture and going to art galleries. She is a passionate reader and works part time in a museum. In the past Shell has been a life model and in her spare time now she is training to be a sculptor in her hometown of Glasgow.

Stuart

20-year old Stuart is from Macclesfield and a student studying Psychology. He got 4 As at A Level and was head boy of his school. Ideally, Stuart wants to stay on at university to do a Masters Degree. He and his friends call themselves 'Team Handsome' and he aims to be a millionaire by the age of 25.

Vanessa

Vanessa is 26-years old and living in Leeds. Originally from South Africa, she moved to the UK six years ago. Vanessa is a self-confessed adrenalin junkie and was South African archery champion for two years in a row. She loves rugby and runs for an hour every morning. Now, that's a lot of laps of the garden!

Victor

23-year old Victor is a gap year student from London. Victor claims his nicknames are 'the milkman' because he always delivers, and 'Mr Slick' because he always gets the job done. He describes himself as being like Marmite because people either love him or hate him. Only time will tell.

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Ahmed had his arm around daniel. closet fag imo.

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You are all a tragic indictment of the human race.

Go out for a walk.

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if you dont have any coke to share with us, fuck off.

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emma attempting to discuss Islam and Iraq with Ahmed was just so funny for all the wrong reasons.

i almost knocked one off watching vanessa and shell getting changed for bed. vanessa removing her knickers was the hightlight.

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porn imo.

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nice.

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crappy tan

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So has Nadia actually told anyone yet or are they still guessing?

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no one knows. marco told kitten on the first night that he suspects it, but thats all thats happened. they all pretty much know she has fake tits. i think some of the blokes 'like her'.

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Is it me or is she very Kim Basinger in her younger days?

News in the papers today says that 2 of the members will be removed to a bedsit next friday...

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TV bosses are set to boot out 2 housemates on Friday. The rest of the wannabes will think the pair have gone for good, but they will be wisked off to a secret BB bedsit where they can watch their pals. After 5 days they will be put back in the house - to everyone elses horror.

The first real eviction will take place on Friday June 11.

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kitten.

i think then kitten has to choose one of the other housemates to go with her, though she might not be aware that its not really an eviction - so she could end up saying someone like Victor.

...and then have to share a room for him for 5 days.

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From the way it is written non of them will know, and the 2 will only find out when they leave... so as not to contaminate the remainder.

I think they will remove the 2 they think the rest dislike the most... this will cause those left to slag them off once they have gone and then create an atmosphere that will build when they return.

Makes for good TV

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jesus fucking christ, I cant believe i watched this junk on the sunday omnibus .. I hardly ever watch tv and Ive been suckered by the Gordon ramsey bollocks, and now this .. I'm going to ration myself ...

did you hear the lines victor was feeding the brunnette when she was giving him a foot massage ... wtf ... do you guys actually talk like that when youre on the pull? ... thank fuck I'm relatively a hermit, unless he was into vomit pron, I dont think he'd of been impressed with my reaction if that had been me

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thankfully I am not sad enough to watch Sunday Omnibuses.

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wtf ... do you guys actually talk like that when youre on the pull?

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