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If you download christian music illegally,will you go to hell?

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Yes, but not for downloading it illegally.

On the other hand, Hell might be too cool for you.

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But heaven is like full of fine angels ya can't even fuck-I mean what the hell ya gonna do there? Sit around and be good like our mama's always wanted us to be all our lives,kinda like that geek we used to chase around the halls simply because he ran away from us?

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ok.

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.....Hell would be cool! Constant partying and roasting..........

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well, the whole purpose of damnation is to provide anything but fun. I can't imagine it would be cool. Then again, if rather than relying on fiction you injected some common sense into your rationale you'd come to terms with the fact that you just plain cease to exist when you die.

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There is lots of pot in heaven, but you don't get to smoke any if you didn't toke on earth.

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And there's lot of pot in hell too, but those who don't want have to smoke it and those who do don't get to.

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God damn but potheads are lame.

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But heaven is like full of fine angels ya can't even fuck-I mean what the hell ya gonna do there? Sit around and be good like our mama's always wanted us to be all our lives,kinda like that geek we used to chase around the halls simply because he ran away from us?

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Hawley knows. Your heaven sucks, L_F. Mine is gonna be like Gran Turismo, but with real cars and more naked chicks with big tits. That will all love me because I will be one of the best drivers ever. (Can't be the best, then I'd have nothing to shoot for and heaven would be boring.)

I need to stop sinning.

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I kinda hope Heaven would be a non stop party but not like lawrence welk,but more like something the devil would aprove.I mean,if you've been real good and proper all your life,wouldn't a little pleasure be a grand reward?

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If you download christian music illegally,will you go to hell?

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God damn but potheads are lame.

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Just do it "in the name of the lord"

its seems to be a pass on just about any shit behavior.

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pretty soon here im going to go masturbate "in the name of the lord"

praise jesus.

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I'm going to watch her, in the name of Christ, our Lord.

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I want to join the church where phorbie is handling her serpent.

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AMEN!

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congregation, please be seated and open your prayer guides to
the book of revelations, psalm 69

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Can we sit to sing? I don't want to stand up in these slacks right now.

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the fathers who write that eternity
is used to fight the sword
have filled you up with the devil's cock
and he'll cum in the name of the lord

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I feel, like my heart is being touched by christ.

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A cross upon her bedroom wall.
From grace she will fall.
An image burning in her mind.
And between her thighs.

A dying God-man full of pain.
When will you cum again?
Before him beg to serve or please.
On your back or knees.
There's no forgiveness for her sins.
Prefers punishment?
Would you suffer eternally.
Or internally?

For her lust.
She'll burn in hell.
Her soul done medium well.
All through mass manual stimulation.
Salvation.

Body of Christ.
She needs.
The body of Christ.

She'd like to know God.
Ooh love God.
Feel her God.
Inside of her - deep inside of her.

Jesus Christ looks like me.

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