Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Nesting my head on Molly Malone's ample bosom.
Posts: 105

1. finish a college course, any course
2. get colonic irrigation
3. kill something with a gun
4. knock some chick up and be a deadbeat (but loving) dad

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Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Nesting my head on Molly Malone's ample bosom.
Posts: 105

1. big brother 3
2. big brother 1
3. big bro 5
4. big bro 2
5. big bro 4

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: LfuckinA
Posts: 3383

you are a very sad, sad individual.

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Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Nesting my head on Molly Malone's ample bosom.
Posts: 105

mmmhmmm.

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Registered: Jun 2001
Location: finding the new flesh after killing the old one
Posts: 1998

I highly recommend a colonic ... and try a wine one ... no hangovers!

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location:
Posts: 1163

Opium, surely?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
Posts: 9187

Sonja chases the blue train?

edit: wine is for pussies. Try meths.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 16427

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. . . wine is for pussies. . . .

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Registered: Apr 2002
Location: At Home
Posts: 4206

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Originally posted by ǵr¹Øú§
I highly recommend a colonic ... and try a wine one ... no hangovers!

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 26508

1)Wake up.

2)eat.

3)check e-mails and forums

4)shit,shower shave

5)forums

6)eat

7)forums

8)eat,shit.fart

9)forums

10)sleep.

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location:
Posts: 16755

1 finish my sambuca
2 masturbate
3 talk smug and goat into letting me be their sister with out losing too many of my vital organs
4 eat some chicken on the toilet
5 i forgot to put my work clothes in the dryer
6 im drunk
7 who eats chicken on the toilet
8 michael moore is a fat stupid bastard
9 happy birthday America
10 i have a big ass

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 26508

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Originally posted by euphorbia
4 eat some chicken on the toilet

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Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Nesting my head on Molly Malone's ample bosom.
Posts: 105

1. Alison Ashmore
2. Penny Hardwick
3. Jackie Alden
4. Charlie Nicholson
5. Sarah Kendrew

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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Mountains
Posts: 4715

1. catfish.
2. sunburn.
3. a boat.
4. fire.
5. swimming with little fish.
6. mountains.
7. mud.
8. horse races.
9. Stranger Than Paradise.
10. cigarettes.
11. aloe.
12. whispers.
13. thunder.
14. mushrooms.
15. skin.
16. Robert Irwin.
17. slippery.
18. driving through thick forests.

Please note: THERE IS NO BAR WITHIN 25 MILES OF LURAY.

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Registered: Jun 2002
Location: All over the place
Posts: 2803

1.Wake Up
2. See nude rooster cleaning his foreskin with my toothbrush
3. Go to work with mild feeling of nausea.
4. Read communist literature on the tube
5. Come to work, read 40 e-mails bitching from incompetent US colleagues\
6. Open the post
7. tea
8. Forums
9. First argument with MTV
10. Resolve to find a new job this week
11. Second argument with MTV - call a minor exec a cunt
12. Lunch
13. More forums
14. Third argument with MTV
15. Realise it is yank holiday and I won't have to speak to any dumb american colleagues on the phone
16. Buy time out guide to New York. yuss!
17. Forums
18. Home
19. Discover Funkyrooster cleaning his arse with 'Apocalypse Now - Redux DVD'
20. Bed. Hide from funkyrooster

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35763

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3. Go to work with mild feeling of nausea.

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Still Orygun
Posts: 10489

quote:

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Originally posted by Weasel Spoor
2. See nude rooster cleaning his foreskin with my toothbrush

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 25268

1. Be me.
2. Try to rationalize and justify 1.

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: canada
Posts: 17138

1. click on "new reply"
   
2. type text
   
3. click "submit reply"
   

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Registered: Jun 2002
Location: All over the place
Posts: 2803

10 Feel depressed
20 GOTO 10

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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Cwesting
Posts: 9068

1. Get fucking organized
2. remember what 1. was
3. start a new list

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35763

quote:

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Originally posted by Weasel Spoor
10 Feel depressed
20 GOTO 10

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Still Orygun
Posts: 10489

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Originally posted by Smug Git
Surely:

10 feel depressed
20 IF (bisexual jewish slut finds me amusing) THEN (GOTO 10)

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silly bald git, surely that's why he's depressed!

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Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Harm's Way
Posts: 557

1. go talk to the guy about that thing.
2. go take care of it.
3. go pick up the thing and deliver it.
4. go fuck whats her face.
5. eat.
6. watch a movie.
7. go to bed.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 4875

this thread deserves a nanoceph point

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