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hi gang

i have 3000 fucking posts on this super duper forum. most of the time when people reach this milestone they don't say much..or anything at all...just the usual "omfg my internet cock/fanny is huge GARRHHH!!!" which is totally void of all purpose and function, and since im i have a knack for going agaist the forum flow and setting i feel that i should type down a few words about my fellow shithead. im also doing this because of something Caffeine said in one of the "Asylum Dumb Fuck Tournament" threads, "everyone likes reading about them selfs" which is exactly what im going to do now, im gonna write a few words about some of the members here that have cought my attention. some of this will be good, some bad depending on how you see it, so lets start the show.

The Admins:

MstrG: you are quite a cookie, unlike just about every other trolling idiot that has popped up on this forum, i do like you, in fact if i was running a forum myself i would invite you to moderate it no joke! im not saying that youre without flaw, youre an amazing cunt with a taste for draconian action aganist people, but like i have said before, youre an asshole but your a good asshole. i would very much like to meet you in person ... even tho we would probably bore each other stupid (those are your words btw).

Paintchips: hmn...before i started posting i had been told about you, and you seem to have lived up the expectations. Sure, you do seem to take trivial bullshit too seriously (forum birthday thingy) but other then that you seem like a nice guy, hiddiously ugly but a nice guy all the same

wonderaz: you have more things in common with the balloons you fly then with other people. i will give you credit for fucking around with fefe, hillarity for all.

JoeyCat: you should relax and stop taking things so fucking seriously, other then that you seem fine and on-the-level with most things. quiet but worth paying attention too.

The Posters

i think ill start this with a member that everyone is talking about right now


Starr: im glad youre fucking dead, good riddance

Travis: hmn...youre not nearly as bad as people think, ok, you do have a terrible taste in ...err ... just about everything, but that doesn't make you a bad person .. ok it does make you a bad person, a horrible cunt in fact but i like you for some reason, i liked you even more after you lost that fucking m00p puppet ... what im trying to say is .. i love you travis

smug git: im not quite sure what to say about you, so ill be blunt. your a smart but exceptunally boring person, watching beer while wearing your wifes hat is the funny part, thinking that its cool and awesome is the sad part, you seem nice tho, cheers made

Goatboy: a lot like smug except he has all the cool stuff and non of tha boring crap

ǵr¹Øú§: "a cunt that needs to be shot"

Mordecai: HAHAHHAHH youre one amazing asshole, this place would be dull without your car crash inducing cock slapping

Large Filipino: if your stupitity wasn't so damn funny you would be totally useless

euphorbia: hmn...youre careless with others and a totall cunt sometimes, but youve lived an interesting life which is something that appeals to me and youre not compleatly brainless either, thats a compliment btw.

JEB Stuart: when i first spotted your colourfull posts (to say the least) i figured you were just another gimmicky retard on the internet, and i was right. you are a gimmicky character but unlike all the other gimmicky people that ive met you have a pair of balls and a nice mash of neurons in your head, i suppose that its worth mentioning that i did try to find a bottle of dickel, but i was unsuccessfull in my findings, well i suppose that ill just have to toy with the idea that should we ever meet, ill buy the bottle, drinks up man

mugtoe: hmn...i guess ill have to do the run-by-the-mill asylum commenting here and say "youre a very nice fellow that id like to meet", actualy the later half of that is a semi-lie, im far more interested in meeting your dad then you, blah blah blah drinks up dude, cheers

well..thats about it relly, oh and just in case someone is wondering, there is no reason behind having 3 accounts, i never rigged any pools or anything like that...well i did give travis 9 class points once..but thats about it so anyways..cheers you fucks its been fun, ill probably make another thread like this one once i hit 6000 posts

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i thought you were a newb? show us your tits!

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ill show you my azn cunt, plz don't sell it

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deal!

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Fucking post whore.

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'Boring' is my watchword.

I don't watch beer, though. Beer is for drinking.

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haha i suppose i forgot my self while writing all that crap, you watch crikket and drink beer, the fact remains that youre wearing a chick hat

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Why should chicks get to wear all the great hats?

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to piss of metrosexual males?

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I'm going to take the opportunity of finding you lying here rolled over with your stomach showing and ask you a very stupid question that I am sure has been posed thousands of times on this very internet.

Hawley, you write like you live next door to me (not counting the grandmother on the one side who doesn't speak english). Colloquialisms, everything. Is this common in Iceland? Is it just you? Explain.

I think it's very intriguing. Rather like Aydin and his ability to speak about 20 languages (it seems) although I chalk that down to some kind of genius thing.

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i don't think its common, just a lucky trait

i couldn't write a word in english 5 years ago, i blame television and lust for free pornography for this

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Do you speak English well?

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Most of the Scandinavians I have met speak great English, but I have never met an Icelander (don't know whether they consider themselves to be Scandinavian anyhow).

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Cool.

If you click on the blue button that says "RAS 1" in the middle of the colored square buttons, you can hear people speaking Íslenska: http://www.islenska.net/

(although now it has music. but I'm sure eventually the nice men will return. there are some fairly frightening tunes on some of those other stations, by the way)

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But do you like Bjork?

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But do you like Bjork?

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Do you speak English well?

don't know whether they consider themselves to be Scandinavian anyhow.

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.......so let me get this straight. Your Hawley and your also Hawley Griffin and your also Hawley prime?

.......so your three people yet you are only one?


I THOUGHT HAWLEY PRIME WAS A CHICK!

....and there's three people named Hawley here.

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last time i checked, there is only 1 me

the other ones are alters made by different people

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What are the odds? All you Hawleys got that 10003 thing going on!

I'm gonna go play some lotto!

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the bastards are copying me

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Best thing to hit chat in years.

No more than a week before you get banned again.

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What does a bottle of beer cost in Iceland?

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What does a bottle of beer cost in Iceland?

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